Viscuso Entertainment Quotes

#1. Well, it's a sad day when I'm the nicest person you know."

-Jonas

K.F. Breene

#2. I'm extremely unbearable. You know, I'm narcissistic and at the same time I'm very charming - I think.

Marjane Satrapi

#3. Like literally, the final moments of life come to mind when I begin to love someone. I think, Will this dude push my wheelchair? And even scarier, Would I be willing to push his?

Amy Schumer

#4. I chose to stay with tennis and they didn't understand that at the school.

John Newcombe

#5. What was after the universe?
Nothing. But was there anything round the universe to show where it stopped before the nothing place began?

James Joyce

#6. I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

Janet Evanovich

#7. Never spend any of your hard-earned money on clothes and accessories. You need to get yourself a mayyin to buy all that for you.

John Berendt

#8. Professional accountability is a good thing. Without it, excellence is merely a pipe dream and even average performance isn't a realistic expectation.

Lee Ellis

#9. Give me liberty, or give me death! While we're at it, I would also like a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Patrick Henry

#10. I won't block you again, honey.

Kristen Ashley

#11. Every stage of life has its own temptations and dangers, and Satan will do all he can to exploit them ... the time to prepare is now, not when it arrives.

Billy Graham

#12. Never to go on trips with anyone you do not love.

Ernest Hemingway,

#13. It's really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it's six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it's 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that's 15 minutes. So by the end of the day I've done three hours worth of work.

Howie Mandel