Top 28 Vampire Boyfriend Quotes
#1. Her last boyfriend had been homicidal and her current one was oblivious to the fact that she was a vampire.
Richelle Mead
#2. My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville's too dangerous.
Rachel Caine
#3. My niece was very much caught up in the vampire craze for young adults, and she thought having a vampire boyfriend would be a cool thing. What do you do on a first date? The more I thought about it, the more fun I had imagining what you'd serve a vampire for dinner.
Deborah Harkness
#5. I want to be remembered as a professor who said a lot of stupid things to his students.
Arne Naess
#6. Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch my soul.
Jim Valvano
#7. It's about the people, who have stopped believing because the cup of evil has run over.
Dmitri Shostakovich
#8. I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
Derek Landy
#9. My boyfriend was insanely sexy, vampire or not, and I couldn't keep my hands off him.
Richelle Mead
#10. You must understand that the workout does not actually produce muscular growth. The workout is merely a trigger that sets the body's growth mechanism into motion. It is the body itself, of course, that produces growth; but it does so only during a sufficient rest period.
Mike Mentzer
#11. A squiggle, they are believed to be the first animal ever drawn.
Bryan Christy
#12. Yeah, well all I can say is that a half truth is a still a while lie, ain't it ...
Terry McMillan
#13. I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv.
Jess C. Scott
#14. I may be what my enemies desire me to be, yet never an accusation are they able to hurl against me which makes me blush or lower my forehead; and I hope that God will be merciful enough with me, to prevent me from committing one of those faults which would involve my family.
Jose Rizal
#15. On December 18, 1940, Hitler signed Directive Number 21, better known as Operation Barbarossa.
Leopold Trepper
#17. Woe is Merit, the immortal vampire with the never-gray hair and long legs and hot blond boyfriend.
Chloe Neill
#18. Whoever invented karaoke is evil. They should be shot between the eyes with a dull bullet.
Emma Chase
#19. And, look, I'm sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?
Evan Rachel Wood
#20. It seems like I have more in common - or hit it off better - with rappers than fools that are in rock music. It was always natural for me.
Travis Barker
#21. Out of silence I begin to hear the voices of characters whispering snippets of a story to me.
Chuck Waldron
#22. My only regret is that I can't track down a boyfriend or two and use my evil vampire powers to hypnotize him into stripping naked and dancing the Highland Fling every time he hears the word 'hello.' " "But he would hear it several times every day," I told her. "What's your point?
Molly Harper
#23. It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
Charlaine Harris
#25. Oh, man. You're him. The cute and brooding vampire boyfriend."
"She said I was cute and brooding?" I asked. "Never mind. Why can't I reach her? Where is she?
Richelle Mead
#26. We make deals with the devil every day, metaphorically.
Daniel Waters
#27. So, what is it that I bring to her?" [Angus]
"Strength. Security. Stability. All the best 's' words." [Truman]
Truman smirked and so did Angus.
Elizabeth Finn
#28. I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
Drew Carey
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