Top 30 Valentines Day Sorry Quotes
#1. Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
Greg Giraldo
#2. Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.
William Shakespeare
#3. People live for love. They kill for love. They die for love. They have songs, poems, novels, sculptures, paintings, myths, legends. It's one of the most powerful brain systems on Earth for both great joy and great sorrow.
Helen Fisher
#4. I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
#6. Don't wait until it's too late to say I love you.
Stana Katic
#7. Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
Stephen Colbert
#8. I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it.
Esai Morales
#9. In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos.
Tai
#10. Every day
Same train
Empty seat
He sits
We talk
We miss our stop.
Kylie Scott
#11. Can we drop the pretense of Presidents Day and just call it I needed a long weekend because Valentines Day is garbage
Anna Kendrick
#12. It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows.
Laurie Halse Anderson
#13. Love is a sweet aroma, it fills the room with a wonderful atmosphere. Happy Valentines Day.
Euginia Herlihy
#14. On valentine's day every girl should deserve a rose rather than one
PureDragonWolf
#15. I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite romantic comedy is 'When Harry Met Sally.'
Ginnifer Goodwin
#16. Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
Ingrid Michaelson
#17. Sharing oft leaves less.
But with love the more we share,
the fuller our hearts.
J. Benson
#18. Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Thomas Hood
#19. I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street.
W. H. Auden
#21. Love never asks what benefit it will derive from love. Love from its very nature is a disinterested thing. It loves for the creature's sake it loves, and for nothing else.
Charles Spurgeon
#22. Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.
Roger Ebert
#23. The essential question is not, however, how love began, but whether it is growing.
James Stalker
#24. May your Valentine's Day be filled with adoration, pampering, and a pair of gorgeous, tiny-heeled Jimmy Choo sandals that are completely useless in this weather. Just remember: You are totally worth it.
Cecily Von Ziegesar
#25. Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
#26. I don't really think of Valentines Day as much of a holiday, you should show love for people you care about everyday.
John O'Callaghan
#27. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Courteney Cox
#29. Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
#30. Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife; Love's enduring presence remains steadfast.
Eleesha
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