Uzi Quotes

#1. Yeah, really scary," agreed Zoe, struggling not to laugh. "Like Bambi with an Uzi.

Joss Stirling

#2. Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me

Janet Evanovich

#3. Now do you want to do this nicely, have time to pack your Uzi in your underwear, or do we get to cuff you and drag you out?

Abigail Roux

#4. Bloody dogs," Dad said, kicking indiscriminately under the table. He put his revolver next to his side-plate. Mum put her Uzi on an empty chair beside her. "Safety on?" Dad always asked. "Those things are liable to go off at the touch of a gnat's testicle.

Alexandra Fuller

#5. The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone.

Mumia Abu-Jamal

#6. Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.

Penn Jillette

#7. Consider Palin for President? The most powerful job on earth? You don't give the dumb cheerleader the Uzi. That's in the Bible.

Christopher Titus

#8. Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.

Robert Downey Jr.

#9. Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

Larry Wall

#10. It had been a contest between the vampire and an Uzi. The Uzi had won.

D.B. Reynolds

#11. I love romantic comedies. They're for me the easiest thing to do and the most natural to do. There's nothing natural about holding an uzi hanging out of a moving van shooting at people. That's not second nature to me, thank God.

Gabrielle Union

#12. You can't take it with you! Whatever you have there you will have already sent ahead in the way of souls won, victories won, battles won and rewards won for your service here!

David Berg

#13. I don't think about being undefeated; I don't think about what people say in the media about me, whether it's good or bad; I just don't think of it.

Cain Velasquez

#14. It was a mating dance only slightly more dignified than presenting like a mandrill, but endearing in its own fashion.

James S.A. Corey

#15. Australia seems like a really faraway Canada, just with funnier animals.

Nadia Bolz-Weber

#16. To take full advantage of computer animation, you have to pay as much attention to the believable as you do the unbelievable.

John Lasseter

#17. You have to gooo," Lacey says.
"She doesn't have to," Noah says. "If she can't handle it, she can't handle it.

Lauren Barnholdt

#18. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light." (John 3:19-20.)

Spencer W. Kimball

#19. I did an episode of The Profiler. I actually worked on the last episode of Murphy Brown.

Alice Barrett