Uplifters Face Quotes

#1. To save the world takes one cold son of a bitch.

Terry Pratchett

#2. You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be the reason I'm even here, in domestic BLISS with your grouchy ass, and you can't spare an evening for dinner? You are a dick.

Tere Michaels

#3. One may be elegant or enthusiastic, but seldom both. If

Deanna Raybourn

#4. My job, professionally, is tapping into stuff. We've all got it. But, I just am fortunate enough that, beyond the age of 11, it's what I do professionally.

Stephen Lang

#5. Who lives in a pineapple under your jeans?" He sang softly. "SpongeBob booty pants!" He ended his little song with a soft slap to my rear.

L.D. Davis

#6. If you're going to rip someone off, it might as well be Audrey Hepburn.

Marisa De Los Santos

#7. He was drowning in the Time, could feel it crushing him, like an ancient forest being crushed into oil.

Neil Gaiman

#8. Usually my ideas for work have revolved around my interest in people, especially people that live on the edges of society.

Mary Ellen Mark

#9. The map is not the territory," Snicket's chaperon advises him. "That's an expression which means the world does not match the picture in our heads.

Lemony Snicket

#10. A kingdom man understands that God never said a godly life would be easy; He just said it would be worth it.

Tony Evans

#11. I'm done peeing now."
"Thank you for letting me know.

Jessica Park

#12. If the world is unjust, get drunk, wave a sword, then cut off heads.

A Que