Top 23 Tere Michaels Quotes
#1. Evan and Matt where kissing. Passionately, erotically kissing. She saw tongues.
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#2. How are you going to find the right person if you think everyone is just trying to use you?
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#3. You have to live your life and not count on things being there tomorrow or the next day.
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#5. I used to be an angry, lonely prick. Then I met a guy with four amazing kids and more issues than the Sports Illustrated back catalog and boom - happiness."
"Boom, happiness?"
"Okay, boom. Boom. More booms. A mushroom cloud. Then happiness.
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#6. You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be the reason I'm even here, in domestic BLISS with your grouchy ass, and you can't spare an evening for dinner? You are a dick.
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#7. Tell me to stop," Matt whispered. "Last chance.
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#8. I love your kids."
"Make me an offer."
"Yeah, no. I'll just visit in their natural habitat.
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#9. What? Do I look stupid? A molecule of chicken? Eat some fucking food please. Thank you."
"You curse a lot."
"Fuck you-I hardly curse at all.
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#10. Words just confused things
when they held each other like this, it made so much more sense.
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#11. He gave Evan a glance. "Unless you want to do something else."
"That's a line? Seriously?"
"I have to use lines now? We share a mortgage, dude. Get upstairs, take a shower, and come to bed naked. Jesus.
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#12. And as horrible as that felt in this moment, it was almost a relief. Because he didn't need to worry about loss if he never bothered to love anyone.
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#13. You become a cop and they teach you about protecting people and keeping them safe. But they don't tell you how it rips your heart out when you realize you can't do it. You can't save everybody.
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#14. Young love sucked. Old love wasn't much easier, but at least you had some scar tissue built up around your heart to make it hurt a little less.
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#15. I wish to God I had an answer for you right now. All I know is that ... I'm not turning this car around. I'm going home with you ... and we'll see what happens from there.
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#16. He'd been a cop long enough to know what actual perversion looked like and it sure wasn't two guys or two women going out to dinner and holding hands.
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#17. Do me a favor, elope when you're forty." Evan sighed as he walked over to where Katie was standing.
"Deal.
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#18. Dude, nonsense is actually afraid of you, that's how no-nonsense you are.
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#19. I know this is like the worst possible time, but I really need to tell you that I love you. Okay? Because I do. And you don't have to say it back or anything, but that's how it is.
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#20. Okay, you got me. The screenwriter is a vampire. Now go to your own desk and call Mimi so she can call me and I can get my day started
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#21. Hey, Terry? Jim. How's it going? So, you and Mimi up for some dinner?" He paused. "No, I didn't hit my head. No, this isn't a code because I'm being held hostage.
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#22. Screw it
the house needed cleansing with cock's blood and chanting.
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#23. Got any mood music?"
"If you press Play on the stereo you're going to hear Miley Cyrus."
"I don't know who that is."
"Count your blessings.
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