Unplowed Field Quotes

#1. Grab 'em in the first paragraph, hold 'em until the last period and leave them wanting more!

Bobbi Cole Meyer

#2. The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

Milton Berle

#3. The living world is not a single array ... connected by unbroken series of intergrades.

Theodosius Dobzhansky

#4. Happiness is more of a necessity than a choice thus we must consider it a priority in everyday's life.

Auliq Ice

#5. I particularly admire are Mark Twain and Jerome K. Jerome who wrote in a certain tone of voice which was humane and understanding of humanity, but always ready to annotate its little foibles. I think I'd lay my cards down on that, and say that it's that that I'm trying to do.

Terry Pratchett

#6. Slow down your mind. Slower. Think about how slow you have to drive when there's someone on a bicycle in front of you in the middle of your lane. Are you annoyed? Don't be.

Ellen DeGeneres

#7. Now I find the stack of chapters I called Under Magnolia. Why, after many years, even open these flowered folders? Dare alla luce, the Tuscans say at the birth of a baby, to give to the light.

Frances Mayes

#8. If you want your place in the sun you've got put up with a few blisters.

Paul Matthews Van Buren

#9. If you give way, you will instantly have to meet some greater demand, as having been frightened into obedience in the first instance; while a firm refusal will make them clearly understand that they must treat you more as equals.

Thucydides

#10. A crier of green sauce.

Francois Rabelais

#11. Facts that have been forges into history first appear as incoherent text scribbled on aged paper. Only as we examine the whole of that which we know, can we surmise the elements of that which we do not.

Ron Mayes

#12. Which pisses her off and makes her scream and i look around my room and miss me.

Angela Johnson