Umcp College Quotes

#1. Yes, writing is that easy. Yes, writing is that hard. But if you want to do it you can. Only you can stop you.

R.M. Donaldson

#2. Sunny held Kit, and Violet held Klaus, and for a minute the four castaways did nothing but weep, letting their tears run down their faces and into the sea, which some have said is nothing but a library of all tears in history.

Lemony Snicket

#3. Men are terrified of their sexuality. They're all afraid of impotence.

Frederick Lenz

#4. Life's a maze, you twist and you turn through it
The driest of droughts, maneuvered and I earned through it

Clipse

#5. Not a week after Annie put her foot in Mrs. Huffmaster's duff, the Captain upped and laid down the date.

James McBride

#6. Thank heaven Election Day is over. No more campaign ads, no more mud-slinging, no more candidates pretending they're straight. It's over!

Craig Ferguson