Ugly Dog Sayings

#1. But it was hard to keep his hands still. He could almost feel them twitching emphatically with his strong desire to reach out and stroke the dog's head. He had such a terrible yearning to love something again, and the dog was such a beautiful ugly dog.

Richard Matheson

#2. I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything.

Seann William Scott

#3. He stared at his dog, his beautiful ugly dog who was soaking wet and covered with dirt and grime, whose tongue was hanging out of his mouth. Where had he come from? Zeke licked Dex again. Dex

Lauren Tarshis

#4. She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

Rodney Dangerfield

#5. The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish.

Terence McKenna

#6. New Rule: Stop leaving couches on the sidewalk. Besides being lazy and ugly, it's animal cruelty. You teach your dog not to pee on the couch, and then when you take him to the place he's supposed to pee, there's a couch.

Bill Maher

#7. Oh, sorry, I'm thinking about Cousin Mary. Talk about a dog. That girl was so ugly we had to put a bag over her head when we went to town so we wouldn't get arrested for public indecency.

Nick Wilgus

#8. In order to be wise, we cannot expect yesterday's wise decision to relieve us from the necessity and responsibility to make wise decisions today.

Marshall Lenne

#9. A relationship is more of an assignment than a choice. We can walk away from the assignment, but we cannot walk away from the lessons it presents. We stay with a relationship until a lesson is learned, or we simply learn it another way.

Marianne Williamson

#10. All growth starts at the end of your comfort zone.

Tony Robbins

#11. What is that?" I ask.

"It's my dog."

"No. No, I have dogs. Dogs are descended from wolves. That's descended from a rat." I look again. "An ugly rat.

Emma Chase

#12. It is genuinely shocking to me that I'm on a television show.

Chris Hayes

#13. She pinched her lips tight together, like someone considering a foul smell, three-legged dog, ugly baby.

Dennis Vickers

#14. Life is not simple, and people can't be boxed into being either heroes or villains.

Jessica Hagedorn

#15. Nobody told me I was a child prodigy.

Herbie Hancock

#16. I think Social Security should be bipartisan and it should transcend the next election, and you should get the best ideas of the Democrats and of the Republicans, and move forward with the best.

Jack Kingston

#17. Everything is a tool - a boot, a sled, a dog - and a hand, an arm, even a man! If it breaks down you throw it away and you march on! It's brutal, yes! And it's ugly. But anything else is sentiment and it will kill you.

Ted Tally

#18. Things couldn't end if she didn't let them begin.

Samantha Sotto

#19. We're Cinder and Ella, woman! We're supposed to get our fairy-tale ending!

Kelly Oram

#20. That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want.

Derek Landy

#21. Jack the Hellhound: "Make sure you get a booth in the back so they don't see you in assassin-gear and more importantly, to keep the handsome dog hidden."
Robert Knight: "Where's the handsome dog? All I see is an ugly mutt!"
Jack the Hellhound: "You're so funny I'm busting a gut.

Ben Garvey

#22. I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

Rodney Dangerfield

#23. Adoption should be an empowering option for young women in crisis, knowing that the people around them - family, friends, church - will respect their choice.

Nina Easton

#24. I've never seen black men with fine white women. They be ugly. Mugly dogs.

Spike Lee

#25. The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.

Jack Benny

#26. All of this caused Kiyoaki constant pain. In comparison with Satoko's public humiliation, however, he did not even have a slighting remark to contend with. And however acute his private agony, it was, after all, the torment of a coward.

Yukio Mishima

#27. I am the ticking, i am the pulsing, i am underneath every part of this moment

David Levithan