Top 100 Two Words Quotes
#1. 'Champagne' and 'breathmint' are the first two words all Oscar winners hear.
Michael Moore
#2. Eat anything before you started drinking?" Xander asked.
"Fuck off."
"I can tell that vodka is helping you make great decisions."
Javier glared. "Fuck off."
"Has your vocabulary been reduced to two words now?"
"No. Please fuck off.
Shayla Black
#3. The ancient Greeks had two words for time. The first was chronos. The second was kairos. The
Greg McKeown
#4. I've been in New York only a few days and I have learned only two words of your language: one is Swell, and the other is Lousy ... 'It's swell to be with you and excuse, please, my lousy English!
Vicki Baum
#6. The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics ... Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
Will Rogers
#7. The sum of all human wisdom will be contained in these two words: Wait and hope." ~Edmond Dantes
Alexandre Dumas
#8. Something inside her opened strong and raw while she played with those two words. I matter.
A. Lynn
#9. Great stones they lay upon his chest until he plead aye or nay. They say he give them but two words. "More weight," he says. And died.
Arthur Miller
#10. He had this old southern idea of what a lady should be. A lady should not carry a gun and spend most of her time covered in blood and corpses. I had two words for that attitude.
Yeah, those are the words.
Laurell K. Hamilton
#11. Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.
Eddie Izzard
#12. My brows now knotted. I read the next two words, then whipped my face toward him. "You look absolutely delicious today, Feyre?! That's what you wrote?
Sarah J. Maas
#13. As nice as his touch was, it's not what lingers with me while I work. It's his words. Two words I tried to shut out, but they cling to me.
What if echoes in my head as I hunt.
What if haunts me through the Narrows.
What if follows me home.
Victoria Schwab
#14. A brand is two words: the 'Promise' you telegraph, and the 'Experience' you deliver.
Donald J. Trump
#15. Spanish was weird that way: two words for monkeys, and esposas meant both wives and handcuffs. That said a lot.
Ann Aguirre
#16. Summer Magic' ... two words that go well together, because summer always means a certain kind of magic to most of us. In fact, I think almost everybody looking back remembers summer times more often than the other seasons.
Walt Disney Company
#17. If I had to pick two words to describe Edinburgh, I would tell you that it's majestic and beautiful. Really, really old, but somehow more alive than any other place I've ever been.
L. H. Cosway
#18. One thing I will say - my job gets harder and harder. The more you understand about what you are capable of, the less the instrument can do it physically. It's an inverse equation, if that's the right phrase. I just slammed those two words together. It sounded right.
Alan Rickman
#19. About time, what I really learned from studying English is: time is different with timing.
I understand the difference of these two words so well. I understand falling in love with the right person in the wrong timing could be the greatest sadness in a person's entire life.
Xiaolu Guo
#20. Two words. Three vowels. Four constenants. Seven letters. It can either cut you open to the core and leave you in ungodly pain or it can free your soul and lift a tremendous weight off you shoulders. The phrase is: It's over.
Maggi Richard
#22. I feel like if I were to get another tattoo, it would probably be those two words. Just stubborn, stubborn, stubborn gladness.
Elizabeth Gilbert
#23. In two words," said Alan quietly, "there is nothing I love half as much as you.
Sarah Rees Brennan
#24. Mr. President. Douglas MacArthur said every military disaster can be explained in two words: 'Too late.
Tom Clancy
#25. The written word Should be clean as bone, Clear as light, Firm as stone. Two words are not As good as one. I
Madeleine L'Engle
#26. Hey, Venus, I have two words for you,' Aphrodite said.
Venus hesitated and glanced over her shoulder at her ex-roommate. Aphrodite smiled her best mean-bitch sneer and said, 'Re. Bound.' She paused and gave a bithy smirk and then said, 'Good luck with that.
P.C. Cast
#27. If you're still standing, and able to string two words together, that wasn't and orgasm."
She frowns. "What was it then?"
"A rehearsal.
Roxy Sloane
#28. Combine two words, Myth and History. What do you get? Mystery.
Ashwin Sanghi
#29. I swear to God, Boss," he said one day. "Ya ain't never been a talker, but lately, if ya'd a had to rub two words together to make a fire, you'd a done froze to death.
Eli Easton
#30. When two words are identical, you must not take undue offence or think you have been wronged in terms of choice. Simplicity is a fine patience of meaning.
Nicole Brossard
#31. If you want to know about governments, all you need to know is two words: Governments lie.
I. F. Stone
#32. There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job,
J.K. Simmons
#33. He's only silent because he's too thick to string two words together.
J.K. Rowling
#34. I merged those two words, black and feminist, because I was surrounded by black women who were very tough and and who always assumed they had to work and rear children and manage homes.
Toni Morrison
#35. If anyone here is secretly dreaming of making the Olympics, I can tell you exactly how to do it, two words: Sustained Obsession. The obsession isn't so hard. But keeping it sustained is a tough nut to crack. A heart-felt enemy can go a long way to sustaining your obsession. Love your enemy.
Brad Alan Lewis
#36. Just two small things: meditation and let-go. Remember these two key words: meditation and surrender. Meditation will take you in, and surrender will take you into the whole. And this is the whole of religion. Within these two words Buddha has condensed the whole essence of religion.
Rajneesh
#37. His whole life was now summed up in two words: absolute uncertainty within an impenetrable fog.
Victor Hugo
#38. A new helicopter service called Gotham Air is now offering users cheap flights from Manhattan to JFK or Newark airports that start at just $99. If there's two words I trust together in the same sentence, it's 'cheap' and 'helicopter.'
Jimmy Fallon
#39. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson
#40. If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them [the n-word], that's the worse word.
John Mulaney
#41. Whenever I hang out with my female friends, I feel like context is never needed. They can just say two words about something, it's like hearing the first two notes of a song and you can always identify the song. They can just say a word and I know exactly what they're talking about.
Heidi Julavits
#42. Can you be serious for two words?"
"Not without effort.
Steven Brust
#43. That beast inside you, the one you think is tethered tightly to the post, the one you've tamed with art, love, prayer, meditation: it's barely muzzled. The knot is weak. The post is brittle. All it takes is two words and a siren to cut it loose.
Adrian J. Walker
#44. You got lucky with the moon. Tonight there won't be one, or it'll be so new that you'll still have all the darkness you want. Because right now you're thinking two words: unlawful entry.
Michael Jarvis
#45. Two words from him, and I had seen my pouting apathy change into I'll play anything for you till you ask me to stop, till it's time for lunch, till the skin on my fingers wears off layer after layer, because I like doing things for you, will do anything for you, just say the word ...
Andre Aciman
#46. At first Babel longed for the use of just two words: Yes and No. But he knew that just to utter a single word would be to destroy the delicate fluency of silence.
Nicole Krauss
#47. The last we heard of him was a picture postcard from Mazatlan, on the Pacific coast of Mexico, containing a message of two words: "Hello - Goodbye!" and no address.
Tennessee Williams
#48. To sum up all, let it be known that science and religion are two identical words. The learned do not suspect this, no more do the religious. These two words express the two sides of the same fact, which is the infinite. Religion-Science, this is the future of the human mind.
Victor Hugo
#49. The whole difference between the nineteenth century and the twentieth century could be summed up in two words, graveyard and cemetery.
Robert Hass
#50. For her it had always been easy to apologize. It was simple to admit her mistakes because otherwise they seemed to lie across her lap paralyzing her until she said those two words. Then her blunder flew away to the trees where all wrong deeds lived after being made right.
Sarah Noffke
#51. Accomplishment begins with two words: 'I'll try.'
Abbey Curran
#52. On't worry about the goddamn bastards. The two words sounded shockingly violent, because his face and voice remained calm.
Ayn Rand
#53. I don't know what love is. Two words I don't like to use is 'love' and 'sorry,' because I'm about hate.
Tommy Lynn Sells
#54. And just remember to always end a fight with these two words: yes dear. Biting your tongue at the end of a fight will up the ante of her using hers later to make-up.
K. Bromberg
#55. How to "change the world" in two words: S.T.A.R.T. N.O.W.
1. START - Serve. Thank. Ask. Receive. Trust.
2. NOW - No Opportunity Wasted
Richie Norton
#56. Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly - it's the least offensive word in our language.
Albert Brooks
#57. We went down, and at the bottom there was a door, and on the door there was a sign. Two words. BE SURE. Sure of what? We were twelve, we weren't sure of anything.
Seanan McGuire
#58. The two words 'information' and 'communication' are often used interchangeably, but they signify quite different things. Information is giving out; communication is getting through.
Sydney J. Harris
#59. Perhaps, she thought, that's what love does. It's not there to make you feel special. It's to make you brave. It was like a ration pack in the desert, she thought, like a box of matches in a dark wood. Love and courage, thought Sophie - two words for the same thing.
Katherine Rundell
#60. If only," repeated Rick with a shake of his head. "Those are two words in the English language that we regret saying the most.
Linda Weaver Clarke
#61. Nobody wants to know a colored woman's opinion about her own status of that of her group. When she dares express it, no matter how mild or tactful it may be, it is called 'propaganda,' or is labeled 'controversial.' Those two words have come to have a very ominous sound to me.
Mary Church Terrell
#62. IF THEY THINK those two words New York will fix them, who are we to say otherwise.
Colson Whitehead
#63. The door to my boss's office is always closed now, and we haven't traded more than two words any day since he found the fight club rules in the copy machine and I maybe implied I might gut him with a shotgun blast. Just me clowning around, again.
Chuck Palahniuk
#64. He said only two words. But they explained everything he was doing, and everything he intended to do. You're mine.
Lisa Kleypas
#65. Why do I need clothes?" she said as she found the black lacy pair she'd been looking for. "Two words -- burnt eggs.
Paige Tyler
#66. What is it about those two words - I'm sorry - that makes otherwise articulate guys into babbling idiots?
Melissa Jensen
#67. If you're not hearing the music of the gospel in your home, please remember these two words: keep practicing.
Wilford W. Andersen
#68. The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Chi Chi Rodriguez
#69. One of the aphorisms occurred to me now and I wrote it under the picture: "Fate and temperament are two words for one and the same concept." That was clear to me now.
Hermann Hesse
#70. Character and fate are two words for the same thing.
Novalis
#72. I know one thing you don't. I know the difference between Right and Wrong. They didn't teach you that at school.'
Rose didn't answer; the woman was quite right: the two words meant nothing to her. Their taste was extinguished by stronger foods
Good and Evil.
Graham Greene
#73. In so-called primitive societies there are two words for power, mana and taboo: the power which creates and the power which destroys; the power which is benign and the power which is malign. Odd that we have retained in our vocabulary the word for dangerous power, taboo, and have lost mana.
Madeleine L'Engle
#74. Grayson Dashwood.
Those two words had just ruined what was turning into a good morning.
Elaine White
#75. You seem to be in unusually good spirits." "I do?" Tamas said. "I haven't said two words." Prime cleared his throat. "I can sense it about you. It's in the air. Like a first-year student who knows he's going to be every professor's favorite. It's annoying.
Brian McClellan
#76. Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust.
Charles R. Swindoll
#77. SPIKE: Settling down is only good for one kind of man.
JESSE: The p*ssy kind?
SPIKE: Nah, the strong sort. You're a strong man, and you're honest. Never thought I'd think about those two words and you in the same sentence.
JESSE: I couldn't be a big d*ck all my life.
Sam Crescent
#78. I don't know how people do this. How Blue did this. Two words. Two freaking words, and I'm not the same Simon anymore.
Becky Albertalli
#79. Conversation of the Day -
He: How do you describe yourself in two words?
Me: You don't.
Sanhita Baruah
#80. Caprice and irresponsibility ... .
Those two words sum you up; your whole nature's contained in those
two words.
Ivan Turgenev
#81. You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.
Lou Duva
#82. She read the two words that were so simple and so yet moving. Miss you.
Jessica Park
#83. My Ty. My Ty. Christ. Fuck. Christ. Two words. Just two words. Walker had no clue until that moment that two words could mean so fucking much. He'd never belonged to anyone. He'd never belonged anywhere. Never thought he wanted to. Until he heard those two words.
Kristen Ashley
#84. Well, I don't like the word 'rock star,' the two words, 'rock star.' Not even 'soft rock star. Not even limestone star. I don't like those words.
Chris Martin
#85. Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words,-Wait and hope.
Alexandre Dumas
#86. I'd love to get into one of Tyler Perry's movies - play a little role, have a little character. I don't care. But more than two lines! More than two words!
Sharon Jones
#87. The Hebrew original does not say, 'Do not kill.' It says, 'Do not murder.' Both Hebrew and English have two words for taking a life - one is 'kill' (harag, in Hebrew) and the other is 'murder' (ratzach in Hebrew).
Dennis Prager
#88. I never forgot, never, that it had been he who, with two words, turned my deadliest flaw to a treasure beyond price.
Jacqueline Carey
#89. I looked up the word POLITICS in the dictionary, and it's actually a combination of two words: poli, which means 'many,' and tics, which means 'bloodsuckers.'
Jay Leno
#90. Clearly, she hadn't heard of the two words 'social' and 'life'.
Adele Rose
#91. There are only two words that will always lead you to success. Those words are yes and no. Undoubtedly, you've mastered saying yes. So start practicing saying no. Your goals depend on it!
Jack Canfield
#92. Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write.
Why me?
Christopher Moore
#93. All of management's efforts for Kaizen boil down to two words: customer satisfaction.
Masaaki Imai
#94. If you don't agree with me, I have two words for you: shut the fuck up.
Bill Simmons
#95. Scrutamini scripturas (Let us look at the scriptures). These two words have undone the world.
John Selden
#96. The Americans have many virtues, but they have not Faith and Hope. I know no two words whose meaning is more lost sight of.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#97. 'Politics' is made up of two words, 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics,' which are blood-sucking insects.
Gore Vidal
#98. Rehearsals and this band are two words that don't really go together, kinda like Military Intelligence.
Jerry Cantrell
#99. We have a president who apparently loves instability and revolution, and that is the antithesis of those two words, Social Security.
Glenn Beck
#100. Public service is a tautology. It defines itself. It means to serve the public. Not yourself. It doesn't mean that you become enriched or have your name emblazoned on headlines. There are two words to describe the mission of politics: do it. Don't talk about it. Do it.
L. Douglas Wilder
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