Troll Humor Quotes

#1. You may believe in God, but never forget - it's God who believes in you. Every morning that the sun rises and you get to rise? That's God saying He believes in you, that He believes in the story He's writing through you. He believes in you as a gift the world needs.

Ann Voskamp

#2. Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.

Steve Carell

#3. Magic
Sandra's seen a leprechaun,
Eddie touched a troll,
Laurie danced with witches once,
Charlie found some goblins gold.
Donald heard a mermaid sing,
Susy spied an elf,
But all the magic I have known
I've had to make myself.

Shel Silverstein

#4. Get out of my chair, dillhole!

A.A. Milne

#5. That werewolf fantasy would be a hard one to pull off. She'd have to troll through the forest in high heels, just praying one of the scruffy campers was actually a raving beast.

Victoria Dahl

#6. [Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.

Terry Pratchett

#7. The best job in the world is discovering life for yourself.

Marty Rubin

#8. I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.

Red Tash

#9. You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.

Red Tash

#10. Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

J.K. Rowling

#11. We have so much sex in our media that's disassociated from emotions. We have so much separation between feeling, and the emotional and the physical side of sex. They really do belong together.

Natalie Portman

#12. Then Tak looked upon the stone and it was trying to come alive, and Tak smiled, and wrote All things strive.

And for the service the stone had given, he fashioned it into the first Troll, and delighted in the life that came unbidden.

Terry Pratchett

#13. You look like a troll doll, a fucking demented troll doll.

Audrey Bell

#14. Then there came a vision to me, a vision that was sent in answer to my prayer, or, perchance, it was a madness born of my sorrows.

H. Rider Haggard

#15. Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.

Christopher Healy

#16. Retailing has gone from an information-scarce to an information-rich environment.

Erik Brynjolfsson

#17. But if you must know, your moon here is rather more powerful than the ones around my own world."
"The moon?" said Twoflower. "I don't under-"
"If I've got to spell it out," said the troll, testily, "I'm suffering from chronic tides.

Terry Pratchett