Top 8 Train Wrecks In The United Quotes
#1. Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers?
Mrs. Ling: Could be ... You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.
Christopher Moore
#2. He says that politics is a waste of time. Politics are? Politics is? Anyway, a waste of time. He says you should focus on your own sexual gratification.
David Burr Gerrard
#3. I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.
John Waters
#6. The time is past when Christians in America can take a long spoon and hand the gospel to the black man out the back door.
Mordecai Wyatt Johnson
#7. They say women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Colin Falconer
#8. Prolific irony - For 8 years, the finger on the button that could end the world belonged to a president who couldn't pronounce the word nuclear.
T. Rafael Cimino
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