Train Wreck Quotes

#1. You're about as subtle as a fucking train wreck. On a boat.

Doug Walker

#2. The best kinds of families try to stop a train wreck - but if they can't, they still show up to give first aid to the walking wounded.

Emma Chase

#3. I knew a lot of chords, but they weren't the chords that came with the melody that came with the idea I had for the song. Melodies are simple things. If you see a train wreck, there's a melody. If you see a little daisy blowing in the breeze, there's a melody.

Tom T. Hall

#4. I just see a huge train wreck coming down. You and I have discussed this many times, and I don't see any results yet.

Max Baucus

#5. Since the beginning of the year, she was on a train wreck of emotions crashing through every town of bad anxiety a person could feel and none of the stops had ever reached Happy Ville.

Aneta Krpekyan

#6. I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck.

Craig Ferguson

#7. I only put down on paper what works for me, and since I started out as a human train wreck, the ways I've learned to be happy also work for others.

Martha N. Beck

#8. I watch 'The Bachelor'. It's one of those things where I always think if it didn't exist and it was on 'SNL,' we would think it would be a ridiculous, funny idea. But it actually exists ... It's a glorious train wreck that I love to watch.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler

#9. I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

Charlie Sheen

#10. I buried my face in my hands. This wasn't a train wreck. It was a nuclear disaster.

K.S. Ruff

#11. I'm kind of in between organized and messy, so if I have the right things to keep me organized, it's easier for me to stay that way. If I don't have the right tools, I'm a train wreck.

Odette Annable

#12. Oh, you're such a hopeless case, Cassie. Such a train wreck.

Rick Yancey

#13. Do you think you're a train wreck?"
"That would mean I was on the tracks to start with.

Maggie Stiefvater

#14. Rachel paused. "Do I need to get your mom? Did you just find out you're pregnant, and you don't know the baby daddy?" "No! And you really need to lay off Sixteen and Pregnant." "It's a train wreck. You wanna look away, but you just can't," Rachel said in defense of her reality show obsession.

Calia Read

#15. I have always felt a little strange about it being so unique that I'm not a train wreck. Like, this weird fluke that I'm not - partying all the time.

Taylor Swift

#16. You know, we have a fiscal train wreck before us. And unless we act, and act deliberately, we're not going to enable our kids to have what we have. It's plain and simple as that.

Eric Cantor

#17. Everybody's a train wreck in their own very special way. But there's something wildly freeing about someone who's unapologetic, who knows they're a wreck and doesn't even try to hide it, just bulldozes through life.

Melissa McCarthy

#18. I dont think we're the type of band people look at and say, 'I want to grow up to be just like that'. We're like a train wreck.

Billy Corgan

#19. Some people bounced back from a train wreck and some people couldn't get over a bee sting.

Amy Bloom

#20. Our economy continues to struggle with slow economic growth, high unemployment and stagnant wages. "Obama care's" raising costs. That's making it harder for small businesses to hire. In short, it's a train wreck.

John Boehner

#21. It was like watching an angsty hormone-fueled train wreck and firmly cemented my resolve to be at least twenty-five before I considered getting hitched.

Stacey Jay

#22. I hate mean people. People who just pick at you and try to force you into a train wreck.

Method Man

#23. Can't you see that he's using you to get over his grief? That you're just a distraction? All the other girls know to keep their distance after what happened. He's an emotional train wreck, and he needs time. Friends. Not some love-starved loner throwing herself at him.

Nancy Ohlin

#24. Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around

Lisa McMann

#25. I'm just a survivor from the train wreck of the modern world.

Walter Mosley

#26. I would do anything and I will continue to do anything I can to stop the train wreck that is Obamacare.

Ted Cruz

#27. I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids.

Karen Marie Moning

#28. People have only two or three adjectives to describe people in the public eye. And that's okay. As long as those adjectives aren't train wreck, mess, terrible.

Taylor Swift

#29. One train wreck at a time, I always say.

Tropper Jonathan

#30. Rocky, if I've learned anything from my train wreck of a marriage, it's that no one can take care of me better than I can.

Starr Ambrose

#31. A slow-motion train wreck. For something to go this colossally wrong, everything must intersect and collide at the exact right, or in this case, wrong, moment.

Jenny Han

#32. It's like watching a train wreck, this conversation.

Cynthia Hand

#33. Voting for Romney after the train wreck of that was the eight years of W. Bush is like losing your pay check playing a rigged game of three-card monte and then playing the same game again a week later 'cause the cards are a different color.

Adam McKay

#34. Sometimes it's like watching a train wreck. You're uncomfortable, but you just can't help yourself. Some of those so-called bad interviews actually turned into compelling television.

Tony Danza

#35. You'll never get over Ilan. And that will one day horrify you. But soon enough you'll settle on a replacement object for all that love of yours, which does you about as much good as a life jacket in a train wreck.

Rivka Galchen

#36. So basically you're just a fucking train wreck?" she joked.
"I prefer conflicted," I corrected.

Chasta Schneider

#37. Darling," she said, "we're a train wreck."
"Sweetheart," I said, "train wrecks always make the front page.

Raziel Reid

#38. I'm a fucking train wreck, baby, I admit it. But ... I want to be better. I want to be the kind of man you need.

Skye Jordan

#39. People love to watch a train wreck, I suppose.

Ellen Pompeo

#40. When you feel unprotected, unsupported and unprepared to take care of yourself, your insides will feel if you have been through a train wreck. The best way to describe this experience is that you are having a head on body collision between your wannabe and your can never be.

Iyanla Vanzant

#41. People always slow down for a train wreck. It's like junk food. If you don't feel good about yourself, you want to read crap about other people, like gossip in high school. You don't understand why it's there, but somehow it makes a lot of people feel better.

Angelina Jolie

#42. Once I started I couldn't put it down. It was so addictive ... like a train wreck.

Katie Klein

#43. Everyone's life is a train wreck. Your life happens to be a high-class train wreck.

Tyne Daly

#44. Train wreck, extremely fast train, but usually ends up derailed somehow,

Clint Bowyer

#45. It was a train wreck happening right in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it, except that not only was I watching, I was also the train.

Lisa Kleypas

#46. That's the great thing about music. If you played it, it's correct. The worst musical train wreck hurts absolutely no one. It's all part of the show. In fact it's how we get to the great stuff. There is no penalty for skating on the edge or throwing ourselves off the cliff. So we do.

Stewart Copeland

#47. ...my life is the train wreck. You, my dear, are the conductor on the Hot Mess Express

B.L. Berry

#48. He shook his head. "You're a bit of a train wreck, aren't you?" I puffed a bit of hair away from my face. "Choo choo?

Alice Clayton

#49. When you're in a show, all through rehearsals Tech Week hovers out there like a magical holy grail. In reality, Tech Week is always a train wreck of missed cues, forgotten lines, malfunctioning set pieces and short tempers.

S.M. Stevens

#50. Welcome home. Deposit any home of the day ending on a good note and charge toward a situation with as much planning as a train wreck.' (Carlos)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#51. If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.

Craig Ferguson

#52. I'm fine with being alone," he insists. "I like the company I keep. Most people need constant distractions, because if they slow down long enough to evaluate their lives, it makes them internally combust. Like if you folded them inside out, you'd find a huge monster inside. A train wreck.

Katie Kacvinsky

#53. It was so addictive ... like a train wreck."
"A train wreck," he repeats, disbelieving.
"You know
you don't really want to see blood and destruction and death because you know it'll haunt you forever, but at the same time you can't look away?

Katie Klein

#54. A pseudo-event ... comes about because someone has planned it, planted, or incited it. Typically, it is not a train wreck or an earthquake, but an interview.

Daniel J. Boorstin