Top 5 Toilet Seat Up Or Down Quotes
#1. All that matters to me is the man in front of me right now. (Tory)
I'm not a man, Soteria. (Acheron)
I know. But if you think your godhood excuses you from putting the toilet seat down, think again. (Tory)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#2. Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But thou shalt not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it.
Jenna Jameson
#3. Gram?" I asked. "You okay?"
"Damn men," she said. "I fell in the toilet."
I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed down my face. "Oh God," I said, still laughing.
Caeden was blushing. Even his ears were red. "I did tell you I can never remember to put the toilet seat down.
Micalea Smeltzer
#4. On the way out of the bathroom, he stopped to put the toilet seat down. You're going to break my heart, Ford Winter, she thought.
Michele Jaffe
#5. I don't know what to say about the hygiene of the male species.
Victor LaValle
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