Cold Toilet Seat Quotes

#1. Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

Zach Braff

#2. The giant in front of you is never bigger than the God who lives in you.

Christine Caine

#3. One of the occupational hazards of reviewing year-end biopics with Oscar ambitions is pointing out discrepancies between the real subjects and their on-screen avatars.

Richard Corliss

#4. It occurred to me, while sitting on the cold white toilet seat pretending to pee in order to avoid Bob, that I much preferred having the power over the man and deciding when to cut the cord, over being powerless and on the receiving end of the silent fade-away.

Meredith Schorr

#5. Nature is beautiful.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. I think opinions should be judged by their influences and effects; and if a man holds none that tend to make him less virtuous or more vicious, it may be concluded that he holds none that are dangerous, which I hope is the case with me.

Benjamin Franklin

#7. If you really feel hatred for someone, and kind of send it their way, then it's out of your system and in their hands. I always think it's therapeutic.

Marilyn Manson

#8. What helps me go forward is that I stay receptive, I feel that anything can happen.

Anouk Aimee

#9. The meaning of existence was to preserve untarnished, undisturbed and undistorted the image of eternity which each person is born with - as far as possible.
Like a silver moon in a calm, still pond.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

#10. I respect orders but I respect myself too and I do not obey foolish rules made especially to humiliate me.

Jean-Paul Sartre

#11. She's a veela!" he said hoarsely to Harry.
"Of course she isn't!" said Hermione tartly. "I don't see anyone else gaping at her like an idiot!

J.K. Rowling

#12. Before 'Gremlins,' I was a normal person, then within two weeks of the movie coming out, I couldn't walk into a store without people turning around and staring. It's exciting and also scary because everyone starts telling you how amazing you are.

Zach Galligan

#13. Let me attain no envied wealth, let me not plunder cities, neither be taken in turn, and face life in the power of another.

Aeschylus

#14. The outer space beings are my brothers. They sent me here. They already
know my music.

Sun Ra

#15. I'm the worst speller on the planet. I'm so glad for spellcheck on my phone.

Allison Janney