Toilet Seat Down Quotes

#1. All that matters to me is the man in front of me right now. (Tory)
I'm not a man, Soteria. (Acheron)
I know. But if you think your godhood excuses you from putting the toilet seat down, think again. (Tory)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But thou shalt not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it.

Jenna Jameson

#3. Gram?" I asked. "You okay?"
"Damn men," she said. "I fell in the toilet."
I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed down my face. "Oh God," I said, still laughing.
Caeden was blushing. Even his ears were red. "I did tell you I can never remember to put the toilet seat down.

Micalea Smeltzer

#4. On the way out of the bathroom, he stopped to put the toilet seat down. You're going to break my heart, Ford Winter, she thought.

Michele Jaffe

#5. This sign I give you: every people speaks its tongue of good and evil, which the neighbor does not understand. It has invented its own language of customs and rights.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#6. It's a really exciting time to be involved in Welsh rugby.

Jonah Lomu

#7. Sometimes I play cricket, and I play badminton.

Malala Yousafzai

#8. I feel like I introduce another level of my creative ability on every album.

Busta Rhymes

#9. I don't know what to say about the hygiene of the male species.

Victor LaValle

#10. Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play.

Sherman Alexie

#11. Frankly, I'm not responsible for other people's perceptions and what they consider real or fake. We must abolish the entitlement that deludes us int believing that we have the right to make assumptions about people's identities and project those assumptions onto their genders and bodies.

Janet Mock

#12. Maybe it's time to find a new normal.

Trish Doller