Toilet Paper Love Quotes

#1. I want to show people as they are, not glorified, no shame - fat, bulges, wrinkles and all. I want the work to be disturbing, unsettling, provocative, challenging, and thought provoking.

Judy Dater

#2. Never imitate the eccentricities of genius, but toil after it in its truer flights. They are not so easy to follow, but they lead to higher regions.

Charles Dickens

#3. When one made love to zero
spheres embraced their arches
and prime numbers caught their breath ...

Raymond Queneau

#4. Look, lust, and leave, knowing I could never have one of them for myself.

Malachy McCourt

#5. I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am.

Hilary Swank

#6. You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the words, 'I love you.' And each passer-by, no matter who, gets a square all his or her own. I don't want my square of toilet paper.'
I didn't realize it was toilet paper.

Kurt Vonnegut

#7. Speech is not a means in the service of an external end. It contains its own rule of usage, ethics, and view of the world, as a gesture sometimes bears the whole truth about a man.

Maurice Merleau Ponty

#8. I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.

Natalya Vorobyova

#9. Can anybody tell what sorrows are locked up with our best affections, or what pain may be associated with every pleasure?

Harriet Beecher Stowe

#10. Secrets are secrets, but if it comes to choosing life or death, then I'm not taking them to the grave.

C.M. Stunich