Toenail Quotes

#1. Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

Scott Adams

#2. Her toes were pure glass. Smooth, clear, shining glass. Glinting crescents of light edged each toenail and each crease between the joints of each digit. Seen through her toes, the silver spots on the bed sheet diffused into metallic vapours.

Ali Shaw

#3. Farraj looked at me with the clinical distaste of a chiropodist regarding a septic toenail.

Philip Kerr

#4. Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered about the house, and has never once, in nearly five thousand days of togetherness, left the toilet seat up.

Jenna McCarthy

#5. I painted my toenails before Dennis Rodman. One time at training camp, I stubbed my toe and the nail came loose. My mom gave me some toenail hardener, and I painted over it. I scored 40-something points that night, so it became a ritual. Paint my toenails, score 40 points.

Shaquille O'Neal

#6. Guns kill far more quickly and efficiently than knives, or crossbows, or toenail clippers; and, unlike bombs, you don't need to build one in your basement
they come ready-made! There's a reason why guns are the overwhelming weapon of choice among mass murderers.

Quentin R. Bufogle

#7. What looks to be a wisp of cloud is actually the moon, narrow and pale like a paring snipped from a snowman's toenail.

Tom Robbins

#8. Her toenails were painted. It didn't help much. Never saw a toenail I liked.

Robert B. Parker

#9. I know I will never wear sandals now anywhere. I got in a fight in the back of a grocery store when I was really young, like 14 or something. And I remember my feet were so torn up afterwards because I lost my sandals in the middle of the fight. My toenail was missing. It just sucked.

Channing Tatum

#10. And really, what is trust other than faith in a clever disguise?

Rick R. Reed

#11. My job is to build that belief in every coach and every owner, that they can put the franchise in my hands and I can take it uphill from there. Obviously, everyone wants to be No. 1, but I'm not going to campaign. I'm just going to go out and show what I've got.

Robert Griffin III

#12. In reality, thousands of years of instinct kicked in. Your forebrain shuts down and a second later you're running down a dark alley like a gazelle in three-inch

Annie Nicholas

#13. I have a greater goal - to empower young people through music education.

Ruben Studdard

#14. Wimbledon is getting a bit too like Royal Ascot. It's not what happens or who wins so much, as what clothes do I have on.

David Lloyd

#15. Ban poetry. And make sure that anyone caught reading it is expelled from school. Then it will acquire the glamour.

Clive James

#16. I'm proof against that word failure. I've seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the purpose he sees to be best.

George Eliot

#17. [George W. Bush] has balls. And he's a leader. Unfortunately his balls and leadership are in the service of shitty ideas. We need his balls on someone who thinks right.

Bill Maher

#18. It's not the things we get but the hearts we touch that will determine our success in life.

Mac Anderson

#19. It's a powerful feeling to know you make others feel safe

Neal Shusterman

#20. But once he got over the astounding strangeness of his new life (it took him about a week), he suddenly realized he was simply on a long holiday.

Milan Kundera

#21. Philosophically speaking, values are the termini of our intentions. We never fully achieve them.

Gordon W. Allport

#22. Zen is very simple, it means being one with yourself at this very moment.

Paul Kain

#23. Even as a child I remember thinking, She can beat me, but she cannot beat my outfit.

Rihanna