Titty Quotes

#1. Spirituality authors, who are generally forgiving of most human foibles ... take a hard line on intellectualism ... Skepticism they view with contempt, as the refuge of the unenlightened.

Wendy Kaminer

#2. The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought 'Oh, Lord.' I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

Eddie Murphy

#3. Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.

Tupac Shakur

#4. New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.

Jon Stewart

#5. Fear of change perplexes monarchs.

John Milton

#6. Your hopes and dreams, as well as your perception of the world around you, come through in your work and make it unique.

Nita Leland

#7. Real big pretty titty, shut down every city. If you want the kit kitty, gotta get the key from me, all new everything, plus pay the rent for me. If we in the woods then these niggas pitch a tent for me.

Nicki Minaj

#8. Me have a rule with woman. If your titty prettier and your body hotter than my woman I'll deal with you. Otherwise, fuck off.

Marlon James

#9. And she'd plopped her titty right into it like a big ol' hussy.

Jessica Clare

#10. History proves abundantly that pure science, undertaken without regard to applications to human needs, is usually ultimately of direct benefit to mankind.

Irving Langmuir

#11. There would never be enough milk. One titty is too many and a thousand are never enough. What I really sought was a cosmic titty. I sought a titty so omniscient it could sate all my holes. The world was already not enough, and I, of course, was not enough either. They gave me a bottle.

Melissa Broder

#12. Leaps of faith tend to favour those with long legs.

Fennel Hudson

#13. Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.

Betty Dodson

#14. I'm not a particularly cerebral writer. I unabashedly go for the belly.

Christopher Buckley

#15. Literature is the ditch I'm going to die in. It's still the thing I care most about.

Thomas McGuane

#16. I was raised in the city, shitty
Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty
Drinkin' liquor out my momma's titty
And smokin' weed was an everyday thang in my household,
And drinking liquor til' you out cold

Tupac Shakur

#17. Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.

Doug Stanhope

#18. Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.

Bill Hicks