Tired Of The Bull Crap Quotes

#1. An acre of performance is worth the whole Land of promise

James Howell

#2. If men had to have babies there wouldn't be any sex life left.

Thorne Smith

#3. Satan never gets very far from the Bible. And every one of the cults, even Satanism, uses the Bible.

J. Vernon McGee

#4. Eroticism is assenting to life even in death.

Georges Bataille

#5. Cutting food waste is a delicious way of saving money, helping to feed the world and protect the planet.

Tristram Stuart

#6. I would do anything for you, lass. You only have but to ask. Sleep now, and we will leave soon."
"I am...ready for more," she whispered.
He laughed. "'Tis good to know. I have been ready forever.

Terry Spear

#7. The word unto the prophet spoken Was writ on tablets yet unbroken: The word by seers or sibyls told, In groves of oak or fanes of gold, Still floats upon the morning wind, Still whispers to the willing mind.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#8. I did just make an arse out of myself though. I bumped into the hottest guy I've ever seen in the toilet and just stared at him like some kind of moron. Think David Gandy but younger.

Nicola Haken

#9. You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself.

Galileo Galilei

#10. I have written a wicked book, and feel spotless as the lamb.

Herman Melville

#11. In my best moments, when I calm down and listen closely, God says, I didn't ask you to become new and improved today. That wasn't the goal. You were broken down and strange yesterday, and you still are today, and the only one freaked out about it is you.

Shauna Niequist

#12. I don't know how I became this person, one of those girls with a lot of drama around her. A person whose romantic garbage literally fills an entire book.

Katie Cotugno

#13. It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.

Janet Evanovich

#14. You don't need a reason to be nice to someone.

Jackie Chan

#15. True ecstasy is stepping out of the bondage of the time-bound, space-bound world. We long to be free of fear and limitation. We hunger to experience our infinite, unbounded Self.

Deepak Chopra