Tinseltowns Turner Quotes

#1. Part of falling in love with someone is actually falling in love with yourself. Realizing that you're gorgeous, you're fearless and unpredictable, you're a firecracker spitting light, entrancing a hundred faces that stare up at you with starry eyes.

Leah Raeder

#2. New York means many different things to me. It certainly means cheesecake, more species of cheesecake than I ever knew existed: rum, orange, hazelnut, chocolate marble, Italian, Boston, and of course, New York.

David Frost

#3. People see weakness in a woman and they want to help. They see weakness in a man and they want to stamp it out

Norah Vincent

#4. I don't have an M.B.A. I have a doctoral degree in philosophy - nineteenth-century German philosophy, to be precise.

Matthew Stewart

#5. If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.

P.G. Wodehouse

#6. To be sure, it is not the fruits of scientific research that elevate a man and enrich his nature, but the urge to understand, the intellectual work, creative or receptive.

Albert Einstein

#7. Sunday is the one day I keep reminding myself that I should lay around and take it easy, but because I am O.C.D. and an extreme multitasker, I find it hard to get lazy. I love Sundays for painting because it's quieter; the gallery is closed, and there are no interruptions.

April Gornik

#8. Jubal threw his sign down in disgust and stalked away from the group. Sosi ran after him, the clipboard with the soggy petition

Anne McCaffrey

#9. The material was wrinkled, yet even in the low light it remembered the shape of two bodies.

Laura Whitcomb

#10. Everything in the world of things and animals is still filled with happening, which you can take part in.

Rainer Maria Rilke

#11. It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.

George Jean Nathan

#12. I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write a joke where I don't end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way, I know no comics will steal my jokes. Too many bruises.

Chris D'Elia

#13. You might be useful but my dogs gotta eat.

Michael Grant

#14. It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

Ellen DeGeneres

#15. The man who lives in division is living in death. He cannot find himself because he is lost; he has ceased to be a reality. The person he believes himself to be is a bad dream.

Thomas Merton