Time Flies Funny Quotes

#1. Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

Groucho Marx

#2. The brilliant passes, like the dew at morn; The true endures, for ages yet unborn.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#3. I would prefer myself to own all of my brand, where everything I am responsible for myself.

Roustam Tariko

#4. Society is composed of two great classes
those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.

Sebastien Chamfort

#5. It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out.

Markus Zusak

#6. Flagrant evils cure themselves by being flagrant.

John Henry Newman

#7. A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge. The main reason he got into it is to do what he is doing now: film and television work.

Gabriel Iglesias

#8. When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.
I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?

Ilona Andrews

#9. The difference is too nice - Where ends the virtue or begins the vice.

Alexander Pope

#10. Knowledge is air to the wise.
Wisdom is poison to a fool.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#11. I have pinned my faith to the spinning wheel. On it, I believe, the salvation of this country depends.

Mahatma Gandhi

#12. One thing I learned is that the park by the river in a recent story, 'Getting Closer,' is the same park by the river that appears for a moment near the end of 'The Eighth Voyage of Sinbad,' a story first published 23 years earlier. This echo at first irritated me, then pleased me deeply.

Steven Millhauser

#13. It was always the becoming he dreamed of, never the being.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#14. She glorified in her unmarried-mother act. In

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#15. In the broad sense design means thinking about what the function or purpose of things or processes are, and translating that into action.

Howard Rheingold

#16. Which would you rather be, a conqueror in the Olympic games, or the crier that proclaims who are conquerors?

Homer