Tickle Me Elmo Quotes

#1. The zombies in the cab were looking at us like it was Christmas 1996 and we had just taken the last Tickle Me Elmo dolls off the shelf.

Mark Tufo

#2. When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears.

Albert Camus

#3. The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given,

Ricky Gervais

#4. Life goes on within you and without you

George Harrison

#5. That, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster ... for when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

J. Lincoln Fenn

#6. Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly.

J.A. Saare

#7. I'm not a princess
This ain't a fairy tale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet
Lead her up a stairwell
This ain't Hollywood
This is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now it's too late for you and your white horse to come around

Taylor Swift

#8. If only you understood the way I felt ... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

Dov Davidoff

#9. Autism is a complicated illness, and children with a variety of treatments and non-treatments show improvement over time, which is all to the good.

Harvey V. Fineberg

#10. It was easier to conquer it than to know what to do with it.

Horace Walpole

#11. The king killed his brother, who was actually king, so that he could be king. Then the dead king's wife and baby disappeared, on account the baby would've been king, so the brother probably killed them, too. They do that kind of thing all the time, kings do. They can kill anybody they don't like.

Sage Blackwood

#12. A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer.

Tim Kang

#13. I was appalled and shocked that Bush used the State of the Union to attack same-sex marriages and indicated that he would support a constitutional amendment.

Jean O'Leary

#14. I'm a coward, I didn't want to die.

Patty Hearst

#15. The public conviction that a railroad linking the West and the East was an absolute necessity became so pronounced after the gold discoveries of '49 that Congress passed an act in 1853 providing for a survey of several lines from the Mississippi to the Pacific.

John Moody