The Kardashians Quotes

#1. Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.

Brigid Berlin

#2. I used to be like everyone else and think the Kardashians are just famous for being famous. But I've been really impressed with how supportive Kim Kardashian has been of Caitlyn Jenner.

Anne Hathaway

#3. For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'

Bill Hader

#4. Maile nodded. "I should do a live webcam of my uterus and call it What's Up Maile?" I wasn't sure it would play on prime time but it'd probably be more redeeming than the Kardashians.

Jenny Lawson

#5. I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don't think that that should be perpetuated. I'm sorry I'm sounding like an old farty, snob, but it bothers me.

Tim Gunn

#6. The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.

Jonah Hill

#7. I like the Kardashians. I watch 'em. When Kim got the botox in her face, and it made her face go weepy, that was funny. I also watch 'America's Next Top Model.' I've always been a big fan.

Sam Worthington

#8. I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.

Natasha Leggero

#9. I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.

Dawn French

#10. Never before have the tools of value creation been so great and the potential artisans so busy watching the Kardashians.

Ryan Lilly

#11. I'd only watch the Kardashians and the Real Housewives if they were in a Hunger Games-style death match. Sitting

Brenda Rothert

#12. My only vice is 'Keeping up With The Kardashians.' I can't really explain what it is that fascinates me so much, but it just sucks me in.

Gia Coppola

#13. Kylie and I are both pretty brave - much braver than the Kardashians. We have the Jenner in us.

Kendall Jenner

#14. So for some reason everybody makes this huge deal about pandas. I don't know why. They never actually do anything except eat and poop. But they're really famous." "Yeah," said Suzana. "They're like the Kardashians of zoo animals.

Dave Barry

#15. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

Brigid Berlin

#16. I came to the Kardashians a bit late, and I'm still just gob-smacked. Who are these people?

Jennifer Saunders

#17. I like the Kardashians, but I do keep them on the top of my prayer list.

Tamar Braxton

#18. I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

Fran Lebowitz

#19. You look like you're thinking some pretty deep thoughts there," he said. "Just pondering the little mysteries," I said. "Why are we here; where do we go when we die; am I really the only one who believes the Kardashians are a clear sign of the end times?

Jen Blood

#20. Sometimes I feel so separated, you know? The Kardashians over here, the Jenners over here, little me in the middle. We've got to keep the family going.

Caitlyn Jenner

#21. I want to convey that I'm crazy about the Kardashians - but I'm not sure which is which.

Aaron Sorkin

#22. Pound it out, get it done, write every day. No excuses. Kerouac said you can't wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club. Damn straight. You'll sleep a lot better getting your word count in than another quick Twitter check or keeping up to date on the Kardashians.

Dan Alatorre

#23. I like the Kardashians. I'm a fan. I watch their show.

NeNe Leakes

#24. I had my issues with the Kardashians, absolutely. I think there's so much wrong with how they are the most revered family in the country, but they are, nevertheless.

Lisa Ling

#25. People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.

David Letterman

#26. I don't like the celebrity gossip culture, and I certainly don't want to contribute to it. I don't care about the Kardashians, or any of them.

Merrill Markoe

#27. If you would sooner drown in wine, say the word and it shall be done, and quickly. Drowning cup by cup wastes time and wine both.

George R R Martin

#28. I don't see the point of a Messiah who sends you to hell.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#29. My mom always taught me to be sweet and polite and cross my legs because it's what the guys like. Actually, they like a raunchy girl once in a while.

Tiffani Thiessen

#30. My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and self-absorbed. In all likelihood, if they were children instead of dogs, I would have foisted more Charlie Sheens or Kardashians onto our crumbling culture.

Merrill Markoe

#31. Each man has an aptitude born with him. Do your work.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#32. Some of the more sought-after signers are, in no particular order, presidents, military heroes, sports icons, actors, singers, artists, religious and social leaders, scientists, astronauts, authors, and Kardashians.

Carrie Fisher

#33. All I need is some cool bud and some tasty hanging change-ups, and I'm fine!

Khalil Greene