The Customer Is Always Right Quotes

#1. Teaching is the rare profession where the customer isn't always right and needs to be told so appropriately.

John Maeda

#2. ...bottle green Jaguar.

Cathleen Schine

#3. The customer is always right.

Harry Gordon Selfridge

#4. Though the customer is always right, there are some customers you do not want.

Jeffrey Fry

#5. (Brazilians called the bees "eye lickers.")

David Grann

#6. I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'

Mitch Hedberg

#7. The customer isn't always right. Employees have rights, too.

Adam M. Brandenburger

#8. The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.

Cleveland Amory

#9. The intellectual's hostility to the businessman presents no mystery, as the two have, by function, wholly different standards. While the businessman's motto is the customer is always right, the intellectual's task is to preserve his perceived standards against the weight of popular opinion.

Bertrand De Jouvenel

#10. People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

Michael O'Leary

#11. Rule #1: The customer is always right. Rule #2: If the customer is wrong, please refer to rule #1.
-Duncan Howe

Ann Brashares

#12. Right or wrong, the customer is always right.

Marshall Field

#13. The Customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is an asshole. That's the first rule of retail.

Kelly Link

#14. The waiter has to come from a place of concentration, subjugation, and complete, limitless service. Nothing is too much trouble. The customer is always right, even when he is wrong. There is no limit to what you will do to serve while that person is in your bar and in your care.

Stuart Wilde

#15. But I've sure worked at jobs where I have been under inspection.

Jack Vance

#16. The customer's always right.

Mitch Hedberg

#17. An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and as asshole

Larry David

#18. Even though it is black, black as Egypt's night, the customer is always right

Andrew Ewing

#19. The fundamental law of the market is: the customer is always right.

Ludwig Von Mises

#20. During the early stages of an industry, when the functionality and reliability of a product isn't yet adequate to meet customer's needs, a proprietary solution is almost always the right solution - because it allows you to knit all the pieces together in an optimized way.

Clayton Christensen

#21. If we use no ceremony towards others, we shall be treated without any. People are soon tired of paying trifling attentions to those who receive them with coldness, and return them with neglect.

William Hazlitt

#22. Putting on a movie is like going to war - for me, at least. It's all about time; time is money, and we don't have it. So it's all about getting to know each other intimately quickly. You are with family members that you like or don't like, but you can't leave them because you're stuck with them.

Lee Daniels

#23. The customer is always right, Brook Lynn often said. And Jessie Kay agreed ... unless the customer was a douche bag, and then he was just a douche bag.

Gena Showalter

#24. You know the old adage that the customer's always right? Well, I kind of think that the opposite is true. The customer is rarely right.

Charlie Trotter

#25. When my parents separated, I was very grateful.

Christopher Durang

#26. The customer is always right ... even when they're wrong.

Jay Samit

#27. This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven.

Geoffrey Fisher

#28. The customer is not always right.

Chris Pine

#29. Unlike other product developers, Jobs did not believe the customer was always right; if they wanted to resist using a mouse, they were wrong.

Walter Isaacson

#30. Whoever had coined the phrase, 'the customer is always right,' had clearly never worked in retail or customer service. And if they had, well, then they'd need to be hauled out into the street and beaten to death with plastic spoons.

William D. Arand

#31. A soap bubble is as real as a fossil tooth.

Vladimir Nabokov