That Awkward Moment When You Realize Quotes

#1. It's that awkward moment when you realize that the only nearby food is you. I

Eric A. Shelman

#2. That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

Kasey Collin P. Dumdum

#3. Through the orifice of silence, the whole geyser of Bliss, perpetually shoots up and flows over the soul.

Paramahansa Yogananda

#4. There are philanthropists who, incapable of managing their own little affairs, take upon themselves those of the whole world; but as their creditors always outnumber their disciples, they owe humanity more than she will ever owe them.

Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

#5. What's that?"
"I believe it is called a Vicodin."
My mouth gapes open, and I darn near tear up. "You brought me cake and drugs? If you included Casablanca, I'd have to marry you.

Jennifer Harlow

#6. The awkward moment when you realize just how much you have changed to please another person. Then you discover they would never do the same for you.

Lisa-Marie Enaaja

#7. The test of policy is how it ends, not how it begins. Foreign policy is the art of establishing priorities. Demonization is not a policy; it is an alibi for the absence of one. The test is not absolute satisfaction but balanced dissatisfaction.

Henry A. Kissinger

#8. Harriet resisted, until Tara pulled out the big move ... the combination "lean-against nuzzle, with a slight lick and an adoring glance." In dog-land the move had a degree of difficulty of nine point seven, and as far as I know, there is no known defense against it.

David Rosenfelt

#9. Open sesame,' I joked. Silence. Apparently, the Reapers weren't in a joking mood.

Jennifer Estep

#10. That awkward moment right before you die when you realize you haven't done enough in life to be considered living." ~Peregrine Storke~

R.K. Ryals

#11. We only have one chance in this life, so don't waste it on trivial people and matters.

Norhafsah Hamid

#12. When I look at my life, there has been far more pain than joy.

Christopher Pike

#13. Sometimes, you gotta believe something crazy. Because all the other things you could believe hurt too much.

Pat Murphy

#14. Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better!

Christine Taylor