Embarrassing Awkward Moment Quotes

#1. It had to be the most surreal, embarrassing, awkward moment of his life, standing petrified in his mother's backyard in front of a broken lawn mower, sporting a woody and discussing sex for sale with the landlady.

Linda Kage

#2. If anyone ever asks you what panic is, now you can tell them: an emotional blank spot that leaves you feeling as if you've been sucking on a mouthful of pennies.

Stephen King

#3. We must seek to be intellectually inclusive, just as we seek to be culturally inclusive. Ideas come and go - that's what makes a free society so vital.

Marianne Williamson

#4. If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

Chris Kattan

#5. Separation and devolution are two completely different concepts which cannot be mixed together. One is not a stop on the way to the other.

Johann Lamont

#6. Slow as your own dubious grace.

Joe Meno

#7. What do we lose without wild animal acts at the circus? Absolutely nothing, except the opportunity to be haunted and heartbroken.

K.A. Applegate

#8. Women are hard to keep track of, most of them. They slip into other names, and sink without a trace.

Margaret Atwood

#9. I'm not a fair woman," she choked out. "I want impossible, contradictory things. I'm all hard edges, Sebastian. Hard edges and crumpled pieces and broken pieces of glass. There is no way for you to win this.

Courtney Milan

#10. My words are my children. I am eternally grateful to the womb of my mind for conceiving them.

Munia Khan

#11. He was an embittered atheist, the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him.

George Orwell

#12. Wayne laughed shyly. 'Well, that was Mr. Manson's decision. He's very generous. I believe in him, sir,' he added, making a point of his loyalty. 'He wants to make America great again.

J.G. Ballard

#13. There was a period of cinema, in the mid-90's, that I was a huge fan of, with Heat and Seven, and the Tarantino era. If I've ever been fanatical, it was about those films.

Rockne S. O'Bannon

#14. Infinity is a dreadfully poor place. They can never manage to make ends meet.

Norton Juster

#15. If I like dubstep and electronic, why don't I make the violin fit me rather than making myself fit the violin?

Lindsey Stirling

#16. Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

Ambrose Bierce