Chris Dolley Quotes

#1. Professor Raylene's ground breaking study found that subjects with Tourrette's Syndrome burned more calories than Lutherans.

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#2. He likens the physical being to a car, and the spiritual being to the driver. And possession is like carrying a passenger who shares the driving. And occasionally takes the car out for a spin without telling you. And maybe ties you up and stuffs you in the trunk.

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#3. The Possession Diet. It's fast. It works. It introduces you to new, healthier foods. And it's almost never fatal.

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#4. This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three for a helicopter. Press four for a pizza

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#5. Stepford University
one of the leading research university on the PLANET with over THREE MILLION likes on Facebook. That's more than Harvard, and SIX times as many as Stanford.

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#6. Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright orange with the 'caution: bank robber on board' bumper sticker

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