Terrifically Quick Quotes

#1. A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Bill Bailey

#2. If there is something to worry about, my mind has a tendency to worry about it. That can cut two ways. It can really keep you on the ball, but if you worry about every little thing, it's not a good use of time and energy.

Harvey Pekar

#3. Choice is the essence of what I believe it is to be human.

Liv Ullmann

#4. It is better to change an opinion than to persist in a wrong one.

Socrates

#5. I've got some mistletoe in my back pocket. Why don't you kiss my ass!

Anonymous

#6. A born-again person ought to possess unspeakable peace in the spirit.

Watchman Nee

#7. Writing is not apart from living. Writing is a kind of double living.

Catherine Drinker Bowen

#8. It is apparent, if you go back through our history, that the grand juries of the criminal justice system do not value black lives.

William Lacy Clay Jr.

#9. I am State Senator Russell Pearce, the author of SB1070, which was signed by Governor Jan Brewer. Fear mongering and misinformation is the tool of the Left against this common sense legislation.

Russell Pearce

#10. Which country in the world has the kind of talent India has in numbers?

Baba Kalyani

#11. I wait and ache.

Sylvia Plath

#12. In the hierarchy of man's activities, eating was the lowest. Eating had become the object of a cult, but in fact it was but the preliminary to other, utterly contemptible motions. It occurred to him that he wanted to perform one of these too.

Elias Canetti

#13. What is about women that they just go right for the guy that repulses them?

Alison Brie

#14. Snowflakes are unique, just like fingerprints, which means there is nothing quite so unique in the universe as a snowman's fingerprints.

Cuthbert Soup