Top 20 Taxidermist's Quotes
#1. This'll be a hootload of fun," coming from a taxidermist's assistant translates to: "This will cost thousands in psychoanalysis and will probably ruin your dress.
Jenny Lawson
#2. Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Camille Paglia
#3. The vibrations on the air are the breath of God speaking to man's soul. Music is the language of God. We musicians are as close to God as man can be. We hear his voice, we read his lips, we give birth to the children of God, who sing his praise. That's what musicians are.
Stephen J. Rivele
#4. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain
#5. Sometimes it's just 'Oh my God, I love the taste of fried oysters on French bread with mayonnaise and an order of French fries.' I'm not going to lie to you - I deal with that temptation every single day, many times.
Richard Simmons
#6. I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it's really quite tight.
Eddie Izzard
#8. May the Lord grant you great grace, great strength and great wisdom.
Lailah Gifty Akita
#10. Skinny women don't enjoy being told they're skinny nowadays. They enjoy telling you how they got that way, as though starvation were an achievement.
Russell Baker
#11. Editors have grown timid ... a brave advance is almost inevitably followed by quick back-tracking, generally by dilution and debasement of the original intention.
Muriel Rukeyser
#12. I own some bugs encased in lucite or something. I also have a big cat's eye - a fake one - made for a taxidermist. I really like animals.
Nick Antosca
#13. I was just different. When the other kids gravitated to football or basketball, I went fishing and skating. I was into trapping animals, pheasants and squirrels. Not only was I trapper, I was a taxidermist.
Gene Pitney
#14. He sat looking at it with his eyes protruding in the manner popularized by snails, looking like something stuffed by a taxidermist who had learned his job from a correspondence course and had only got as far as lesson three.
P.G. Wodehouse
#15. I'm looking at a dead event and trying to give it new life. In a sense, I'm a taxidermist.
Yann Martel
#16. Elvis is the greatest cultural force in the twentieth century. He introduced the beat to everything, music, language, clothes, it's a whole new social revolution - the 60's comes from it.
Leonard Bernstein
#18. What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain
#19. You had to invent something. It's not possible to leave it blank. The mind
won't let you.
Paul Auster
#20. In the next moment he was behind me, crossing his arms around my middle. I go where you go.
Jamie McGuire
