Quotes About Taxidermist

#1. This'll be a hootload of fun," coming from a taxidermist's assistant translates to: "This will cost thousands in psychoanalysis and will probably ruin your dress.

Jenny Lawson

#2. What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain

#3. I'm looking at a dead event and trying to give it new life. In a sense, I'm a taxidermist.

Yann Martel

#4. He sat looking at it with his eyes protruding in the manner popularized by snails, looking like something stuffed by a taxidermist who had learned his job from a correspondence course and had only got as far as lesson three.

P.G. Wodehouse

#5. I was just different. When the other kids gravitated to football or basketball, I went fishing and skating. I was into trapping animals, pheasants and squirrels. Not only was I trapper, I was a taxidermist.

Gene Pitney

#6. I own some bugs encased in lucite or something. I also have a big cat's eye - a fake one - made for a taxidermist. I really like animals.

Nick Antosca

#7. Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

Camille Paglia

#8. I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it's really quite tight.

Eddie Izzard

#9. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

Mark Twain

#10. I'm forty-nine but I could be twenty-five except for my face and my legs.

Nadine Gordimer

#11. Again and again the Church of Christ has been all but engulfed, as men might have deemed, in the billows; again and again the storm has been calmed by the Master, Who had seemed for awhile to sleep.

Henry Parry Liddon

#12. Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it.

Michelle M. Pillow

#13. Business meetings have agendas, but friends have unscheduled needs.

Sherry Turkle

#14. Mystery is a commodity for society that willing to buy it.

Toba Beta

#15. Time ground to a halt and the trees whispered in the language of God and nature about steadfastness and resilience - gently saying that one could be constantly stirred yet not moved, bent but not broken, that a thing well grounded and deeply rooted could ever stand.

Charles M. Blow

#16. But clearly at the same time you've got to get out there and connect with voters and actually respond to the needs, the frustrations, whatever problems their now saying are not being adequately solved.

Patricia Hewitt