Taskmaster Crossword Quotes

#1. Then she asked me who the lead singer of Led Zeppelin was. I told her zeppelins could not be made of lead due to the obvious weight issues. She said, "Case closed." Led Zeppelin is a band. I know that now.

John David Anderson

#2. Christianity was literally born in the Middle East, and we must not forget our Middle Eastern brothers and sisters in Christ.

Prince Charles

#3. And if we were another country being analyzed by America, we would conclude that this country is ripe for stealing elections and for fraud.

DeForest Soaries

#4. Too often they tell me to answer my doubts with prayer, which seems very much like addressing one's hunger by thinking of food.

Dave Eggers

#5. When you're married to somebody iconic, people tend to notice him.

Pattie Boyd

#6. In 1996, Bill Clinton declared the era of big government over in the State of the Union address.

Nina Easton

#7. It may serve as a comfort to us, in all our calamities and afflictions, that he that loses anything and gets wisdom by it is a gainer by the loss.

Heath L'Estrange

#8. God hath yoked to guilt her pale tormentor,
misery.

William C. Bryant

#9. I look upon every day to be lost in which I do not make a new acquaintance.

Samuel Johnson

#10. In cartoons, in movies, time passes differently. There are flashbacks and flashfowards.

Warren Spector

#11. I believe that all of us are born heterosexual, physically created with a plumbing that's heterosexual, and created with the instincts and desires that are basically, fundamentally, heterosexual.

Jerry Falwell

#12. It is a strange pressure to be across from a man who wants something that you don't want to give. It's like standing in a forceful current, which at first you think is not too strong, but the longer you stand, the more tired you become, the harder it is to stay upright.

Stephanie Danler

#13. No one can share in your sorrow.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#14. The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.

Charles De Lint