John David Anderson Quotes

#1. Then she asked me who the lead singer of Led Zeppelin was. I told her zeppelins could not be made of lead due to the obvious weight issues. She said, "Case closed." Led Zeppelin is a band. I know that now.

John David Anderson

#2. Everybody loves a good sob story, so long as it's not their story.

I don't know why. I'm not sure if people honestly care about other people or they just want a way to confirm that they've got it better than someone else.

John David Anderson

#3. When adults tell you they are concerned about you,what they usually mean is that they think you are up to no good and are about to have you tested,or increase your medication.Or transfer you to military school.

John David Anderson

#4. That's my life approach to most of life most of the time:to ignore it.I have to in order to stay sane.Until something like this happens,and I realize what I've gotten myself into.

John David Anderson

#5. I haven't tried anything like this since the accident."
"I believe in you," I say. I mostly do.
"I'm just saying that there's a very small but not statistically insignificant chance that this care could explode."
"Mike!"
"Fine!

John David Anderson

#6. That's the difference between artists and the rest of us, I think. Artists know where to put the shadows.

John David Anderson

#7. In the past year alone, I've robbed banks. I've robbed people. I've robbed people standing outside banks.

John David Anderson

#8. I don't think there's too much normal out there anymore. Though there's still plenty of average to go around.

John David Anderson

#9. The nod is the easiest lie there is.

John David Anderson

#10. That's Jenna. She's one of those girls who talk just as much with her hands as with her mouth, which means between the three of them you don't get a word in. But she's a little restricted by the thick steel cuffs around her wrists, so right now she is just wriggling her fingers. Vigorously.

John David Anderson

#11. When you're a teenager,everybody is waiting for you to be something or somebody else-your friends,your parents,your teachers.Sometimes you lose track.

John David Anderson