Takeout Quotes

#1. You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.

P. J. O'Rourke

#2. In the foyer an array of mailboxes lined one wall, and sliding heaps of flyers and takeout menus covered the rickety bench beneath them. Kate walked past several offices, but only the Christians for Buddha door stood open.

Anne Tyler

#3. My father died beside trees on iron rails ... He had 77 dollars on him at the time, and we used the money for Thai takeout because, as my friend Julie says about times like this, 'You still have to eat.'

Miriam Toews

#4. You've never had wok-seared spicy broccoli until you've had takeout trans-temporal wok-seared spicy broccoli delivered by a copy of yourself.

Magnus Von Black

#5. I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.

Rick Moranis

#6. People are shuffling by in long coats, with shopping bags and takeout, smoking cigarettes and feigning laughter - filling up their lives with distractions to shut out the chaos.

Rob Payne

#7. I am someone who puts their takeout or leftovers into the Tupperware and stores it in the refrigerator overnight.

Jane Krakowski

#8. The four food groups of bachelorhood: Frozen, Cold Cuts, Breakfast Cereal, and Takeout.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#9. But it doesn't begin to convey how stressful and time-consuming an endeavor it is to make egg rolls, nor does it begin to suggest how much tension a person can create in a household by serving egg rolls that take hours to make and are not nearly as good as Chinese takeout.

Nora Ephron

#10. I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much.

Jerry Saltz

#11. By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore.

Merlin Mann

#12. The art of holding on to money is all about saying no to consumer culture. Saying no to takeout, $4 lattes, and that shiny new computer when the old one still works fine.

Austin Kleon

#13. When I come home from a shoot, I'd rather reheat food I've made than eat takeout.

Ted Allen

#14. I'm a takeout kind of girl. Whole Foods prepares most of my meals.

Jenna Ushkowitz

#15. Really, Luther, if I knew you were that hungry, I would've picked up some takeout."
At the sound of my voice, he turned. "You!"
"Me."
"What is this?" He looked at Julie. "Mini-you?

Ilona Andrews

#16. I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.

Janeane Garofalo

#17. "I ran out of stock around midnight and dropped by a place, got some Chinese." I hoped he meant takeout.

Karen Chance

#18. A collection of takeout boxes slumped together like old men in bad weather.

Mira Jacob

#19. Every year we are greeted by a host of new apps that will 'change the way we think' about ordering takeout, 'fundamentally transform' our shoe purchases, or 'revolutionize' the way we edit photos.

Mitch Kapor

#20. Many men today can cook, or at least order takeout, and know where and how to hire domestic help, perhaps with refreshing clarity and less anxiety than ever-conflicted mothers.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#21. I don't cook, so my favorite dish to prepare is something on the takeout menu.

Tyler Perry

#22. I never realize how much I miss you until I see you again," he
whispered in her ear.

Jessica Jayne

#23. We may observe that, in displaying the praises of any humane, beneficent man, there is one circumstance which never fails to be amply insisted on, namely, the happiness and satisfaction, derived to society from his intercourse and good offices.

David Hume

#24. Marlon Brando said any guy can become an actor. It takes a real man to quit.

Clifton Davis

#25. Never allow anyone to define you! Just be you!

Chrys Phillips

#26. Habits are a lot harder to kill than people.
~ Axe Cooper

Vered Ehsani

#27. The affinity of blood or pure haemoglobins for oxygen is a complex phenomenon, depending upon a number of conditions, the most important of which are temperature and hydrogen ion concentration.

August Krogh

#28. Family wasn't build by blood-it was built by love.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#29. Ua maomao ka lani, ua kahaea luna, Ua pipi ka maka o ka hoku. (The heavens were fair, they stretched above, Many were the eyes of the stars.)

Robert Louis Stevenson

#30. The most intractable of our experiences is the experience of Time-the intuition of duration, combined with the thought of perpetual perishing.

Aldous Huxley

#31. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

Douglas Adams

#32. Never break the heart, you live in.

M.F. Moonzajer

#33. Devotion to the truth is the hallmark of morality; there is no greater, nobler, more heroic form of devotion than the act of a man who assumes the responsibility of thinking.

Ayn Rand

#34. My whole career has been trying to please people in basketball. Now it's time to please myself.

Candace Parker