Rob Payne Quotes

#1. If life is a journey, time should pull over at a rest stop sometimes - we should all be given a chance to get off and stretch our legs, collect our thoughts and reorganize.

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#2. There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.

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#3. False hope is the bread - and - butter of my existence, the only thing that keeps me going.

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#4. I pitied myself for having no door until I met a man with no dividers.

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#5. People never realize how much work impacts there self esteem and sense of purpose until they leave a job.

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#6. It's easy to be cynical; harder is remembering that on any given day the person beside you on the subway or taking to long to pay for a tub of yogurt at the supermarket could be going through something tremendous and sorrowful and arduous.

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#7. Being unique is highly over rated.

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#8. It's nice to have one worry marched to the wings and forcefully thrown into the alleyway.

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#9. Like so many other office workers of the world, I will obey my master, the clock, and will obediently nod to my co-workers and make small talk about sports, kids and weather - all things I'm not genuinely interested in.

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#10. I wonder what the difference is between love and lust.

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#11. Sometimes I wonder why the corporate world is seen as a god choice for those of us that will never rise above clerical work and general administration.

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#12. If you have any doubt that time is relative, try stretching fifteen minutes' worth of input of over four hours cubicle-cell time with an ultra-slow internet connection and frequent visits from supervisors.

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#13. Are people happier with a smaller range of experiences?

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#14. In today's competitive business world, it is not enough to do your job well; no, to be truly effective, you have to develop skills and strategies for things you'll never have to do, and situations that will never come up.

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#15. My life is ticking away one subway token at a time - a never ending pirouette of arriving and departing, pushing through turnstiles, nodding goodbye and hello. In eight hours I'll be allowed to turn around and go home.

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#16. People are shuffling by in long coats, with shopping bags and takeout, smoking cigarettes and feigning laughter - filling up their lives with distractions to shut out the chaos.

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#17. Authority is permission to spew platitudes to people below you.

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#18. I'm trustworthy and true and a whole of other positive words that start with T.

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