Swapped Out Quotes

#1. If he says something that isn't true, he is bringing uncertainty into the world. He is blinding the people around him to a small part of the truth - and every part of the truth is important. You can't complete a jigsaw if one of its pieces has been swapped out for a piece of a different jigsaw.

M.R. Carey

#2. I swapped my heart for a bargaining chip a long time ago. And here I am turning it over and over again in my hand, not sure what to trade it in for.

Shirley Marr

#3. In the past, we used to discriminate on the basis of skin color and gender (and still do at times), but now with elective abortion, we discriminate on the basis of size, level of development, location, and degree of dependency. We've simply swapped one form of bigotry for another.

Scott Klusendorf

#4. There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.

Frank Carson

#5. They swapped the real thing for an image of the real thing.

Bob Goff

#6. When the president of the United States flicks the switch to light up the Christmas tree on the White House lawn, that house ceases to be an American symbol; it becomes a Christian symbol.

Letty Cottin Pogrebin

#7. When Jews left Judaism, they didn't stop being religious. They simply swapped God-based Judaism for godless secular humanism and leftism. For left-wing Jews, Judaism is their ethnicity; leftism is their religion.

Dennis Prager

#8. Truth, with a capital T, was swapped for Fact with a capital F, then both lower-cased - facts the new trues.

Geoffrey Wood

#9. I'm putting myself out there in a way I don't know if I ever have before.

Zach Braff

#10. others swapped lewd jokes and fictitious tales of several kinds of booty scored.

Hugh Howey

#11. Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed space and time together, weathered rebellions and tangled with demented despots. Coughed blood, lost digits, inhaled dwarf fumes and swapped eyeballs, yet they found holding hands awkward.

Eoin Colfer

#12. If you want to get healthy, you just might not want to go to a doctor. You might instead, go to church.

Mark Hyman

#13. Father and I are off to poison a princess. While we are away, please try and find the evil Blackthorn within yourself, before I send your blood away for testing. I want to find out if you've ever been swapped accidentally. I would explain a great deal.

Jack Simmonds

#14. [Republicans] swapped principle for power. They ended up with neither. They deserved to lose.

Alan Greenspan

#15. while his skull gave him the general impression that someone had removed it while he had slept, and swapped it for one two or three sizes too small.

Neil Gaiman

#16. Why isn't everything exploding?!

Michael Bay

#17. To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste ... well played.

R.D. Ronald

#18. The spirit of fun keeps your dating life interesting and not boring.

Amy Leigh Mercree

#19. People in my neighborhood are so disconnected from the fresh food supply that kids don't know an eggplant from a sweet potato. We have to show them how to get grounded in the truest sense of the word.

Ron Finley

#20. I'm not sure how much easier it is for a mother to balance her life now - have we simply swapped one set of restrictions for another?

Sara Sheridan

#21. My early life has given me a great deal to draw on, certainly - but would I have swapped a happy childhood for the writing? Yes.

Bruce Robinson

#22. When belonging to an elite group eclipses the love of God, when I draw life and meaning from any source other than my belovedness, I am spiritually dead. When God gets relegated to second place behind any bauble or trinket, I have swapped the pearl of great price for painted fragments of glass.

Brennan Manning

#23. I?" the man said. "I am a drifter. A miscreant. The flame's last breath, made of smoke at its passing.

Brandon Sanderson

#24. No bacon for you."
"Then no eggs for you. Either of you."
Eve glowered at him. "Prisoner exchange?"
They glared at each other, then swapped pans and started scooping.

Rachel Caine

#25. Maserati. Coco's beloved

James Patterson

#26. The meritocracy offered liberation from the unjust hierarchies of race, gender, and sexual orientation, but swapped in their place a new hierarchy based on the notion that people are deeply unequal in ability and drive.

Christopher L. Hayes

#27. When grandpa was ill and could've died, I would have swapped all my record sales so he could get well. He is the reason I am a singer. He was my best friend growing up.

Michael Buble

#28. I remembered a few things about waking. I remembered the sense of surprise as dream life and waking life swapped primacy, and the way in which the most tangible and deeply involving dreams could bleach entirely away.

Alex Garland

#29. What a morning it was for tears! What a book this is for tears!

Anonymous

#30. She knew far too much about him. She knew everything. Like how the royal ladies-in-waiting swapped bawdy jokes about the sad size of the duke's scepter.

Lauren Kate

#31. In the end, Cole St. Clair had done what he did best. Disappeared.

Maggie Stiefvater

#32. Chess helps you to concentrate, improve your logic. It teaches you to play by the rules and take responsibility for your actions, how to problem solve in an uncertain environment.

Garry Kasparov

#33. It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has
increased greatly since the ballplay- ers swapped those wonderful
old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards.

Mike Royko

#34. I've swapped disco lights for celestial lights but I'm still surrounded by dancers. I am orbited by sixty-seven moons.

Amy Liptrot