Supervillain Quotes

#1. So you see, I already have everything I want. And what do you get the man who has everything? Why, you get on your knees.

James Schannep

#2. Once in my room I don't have a goddamn clue what to do.

Kelly Thompson

#3. One of the best ways to fight poverty and to fight terrorism is to educate girls and bring women into the formal labor force.

Sheryl WuDunn

#4. The real world was never cool enough for anyone to accept a costumed supervillain. Which

Jonathan Maberry

#5. When I was growing up I actually was into Bon Jovi!

Amy Ryan

#6. Toying with this supervillain was kind of fun. Much better than my usual experience with them, which usually involved lots of blood and pain. I

Laura Thalassa

#7. I sometimes think that the universe is a machine designed for the perpetual astonishment of astronomers.

Arthur C. Clarke

#8. The music industry's actions at the time of 9/11 and since have been actions driven by patriotism in most instances, and greed and stupidity to a lesser degree. Sounds like real life doesn't it?

Ronnie James Dio

#9. A supervillain must continue to exist.

David Lagercrantz

#10. Okay, two weaknesses. I'm still supervillain material.

Leah Raeder

#11. The enormous waste of energy that has deliberately been expended on vileness.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#12. Everyone knows Spiderman is my favorite superhero of all time. My favorite supervillain? George W. Bush.

Corey Taylor

#13. Quinn, you sound like a monologuing supervillain.

Penny Reid

#14. the life of a supervillain.

Richard Roberts

#15. Sometimes, the only difference between a superhero and a supervillain is a malpractice suit.

Corey Redekop

#16. To be a supervillain is to be free to do anything you want when you want it because you say so.

C.T. Phipps

#17. Sure, we had no audience but each other, but what kind of supervillains would we be if we didn't keep up the drama?

Richard Roberts

#18. I can't tell people how much fun it is to be a super-villain. Being a villain is cool, but being a supervillain is a different level of exciting.

Liam McIntyre

#19. People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a week she's going to be home having dinner with us by five o'clock.

Mark Consuelos

#20. We should like those whom we love to receive all their happiness, or, if this were impossible, all their unhappiness from our hands.

Jean De La Bruyere

#21. was the time to ask him out, if there ever was one. "What time is it?" I said out loud. Penelope Akk, legendary supervillain and absolute romantic failure.

Richard Roberts

#22. My mom's a mad scientist. It's a lot like being a regular scientist, except without worrying about legal or moral limitations, and it's a commom profession among the scientifically inclined supervillain.

Chelsea M. Campbell

#23. If I was a supervillain, I think I'd probably ban all smoking and drinking. That's exactly what I'd do: I'd remove all the cigarettes and alcohol from the world. That would piss so many people off. That's worse than, like, murdering puppies. For some people.

Simon Pegg

#24. If I was a supervillain, I'd create this universal, cosmic rule where every time an old, shitty, right-wing white man says something unsavory about a young woman, he would just get the clap immediately.

Jack Antonoff

#25. If I was a supervillain then I guess I'd want what all supervillains want, which is world domination. I wouldn't want anything less than all the other supervillains.

Joseph Bruce

#26. Only one president in this book was a supervillain. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Chester A. Arthur, the Lex Luthor of the American Presidency.

Daniel O'Brien

#27. Part of the success of This American Life, I think, is due to the fact that none of us sound like we should be on the radio. We don't sound professional; we sound like people you would know.

Sarah Vowell

#28. I didn't really learn how to play guitar until I was in college.

James Vincent McMorrow

#29. Something primal shifted and spread its jagged wings inside him, unfurling along his limbs, flowing like liquid steel through his veins. He

Sarah Fine

#30. She needs a proper supervillain name. Man Hands isn't doing it for me."

"You're right. How about 'Evil Wench from the Darkest Reaches of Mordor'?

S.J. Kincaid

#31. If I were a supervillain, I would end capitalism, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia ... but I guess that's a little too obvious and not villain-y enough. Because that's actually being a superhero. I would break down poverty with my machete; I would end world hunger.

Kathleen Hanna

#32. Very few men acquire wealth in such a manner as to receive pleasure from it.

Henry Ward Beecher

#33. Day and night I try, in my studio with its six two-thousand watt suns, balancing between the extremes of the impossible, to shake loose the real from the unreal, to give visions body, to penetrate into unknown transparencies.

Erwin Blumenfeld

#34. This is my fate, I thought, a little deliriously. I die getting monologued to by a supervillain.

Wildbow