Chelsea M. Campbell Quotes

#1. I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly.

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#2. I explained that I'd been homeschooled but that didn't help. She must have been picturing cavemenlike supervillians in capes grunting and showing me how to rub two sticks together to make the pretty fire stuff.

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#3. I've been kidnapped by a madman in tights and a cape.

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#4. Virgin," he whispers, and there's a catch in his throat, like he's so relieved to see someone, even me, that he might cry.

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#5. This is why everyone thinks villains are evil. Because when superheroes start spouting off crap about how much better they are than us, it makes it really hard not to kill them.

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#6. fluent in being human." "In

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#7. My mom's a mad scientist. It's a lot like being a regular scientist, except without worrying about legal or moral limitations, and it's a commom profession among the scientifically inclined supervillain.

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#8. Maybe there's hope for her after all. I'm upgrading her future potential to trophy wife and/or anchorwoman on the local news.

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