C.T. Phipps Quotes

#1. Evil is evil. Big. Small. Grand. Petty. Well-justified or just because. There's no lesser or greater of it. Choosing between them does not make your soul any less blackened.

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#2. Supervillainy seemed like the sort of thing you needed to be upfront with your spouse about.

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#3. The situation has gone so far past the point of insanity it's come around and become mundane again.

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#4. As the Dark Lord spoke when he saw the Archangel Michael descending upon him: We are in some serious shit.

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#5. I suppose he could be the mole," Shannon said. "What with his being completely insane and all.

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#6. Prison... it changes you. I'm not the same man I was before going on the inside. I can't go back. I won't." "You were in prison less than twenty-minutes.

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#7. Cloak, does God hate me?" I said. "It depends which god you mean. I've met several." "The Jewish One." "Yes.

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#8. What IS it about this town? I never thought I'd long for the good old days of Nazi robots and dragons.

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#9. To be a supervillain is to be free to do anything you want when you want it because you say so.

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#10. In space?" I choked out. "We're all in space," Ultragod replied, a broad smile on his face. "Humans travel on Starship Earth." "Why thank you, Super Hippie. I can't breathe in space, you know!

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#11. I'm strictly a 'look at the menu but don't order anything' guy when it comes to attractive women who aren't my wife.

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#12. What are you doing?" "Sorry, I'm talking to my other personality." "Ah. Carry

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#13. I don't have enough scruples to start violating the few I do.

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#14. Comas, unconsciousness, and even sleep are about halfway there. Halfway will get you a chance to wade in the Stygian darkness that is the Great Beyond.

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#15. If you can't be with the side you want, work to fix the side you're with.

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#16. Hey, killing people doesn't count if they're bad! Hollywood taught us that.

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#17. Well, he's like a wizard, right?" Mercury asked. "He's exactly like a wizard," Jessica said, looking over at her. "Mostly because he casts spells and shit." "I

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#18. Somehow, I think God will forgive her. If not, eh, Hell has better parties anyway.

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#19. Words cannot express how pissed off I am. I am going to have to invent a new word to explain how angry I am. Karflagled. I am so karflagled off at you right now!" "See,

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#20. Vampires actually slurp rather than suck," I said, correcting a long-held misconception. "The heart does most of the pumping, so you really just open your mouth and let it go into your throat. The trick is to swallow it in gulps or you lose all the flavor." Melissa

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#21. You will live to fail me many more times, I hope.

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