Suburban Dad Quotes

#1. My dad was an FBI agent. My mom and dad were straight arrow types, and I had a conservative, suburban Orange County upbringing.

Steve Breen

#2. I had a happy childhood in a nice suburban area, pretty idyllic, upper middle class and very, very white. My dad is an attorney. My mother is a housewife. They had five kids in seven years: me, my brother, and three sisters. I'm the oldest. We were all very active. My mother was exhausted.

Anthony Jeselnik

#3. Only Granny Weatherwax really knew Granny Weatherwax.

Terry Pratchett

#4. A good opportunity is seldom presented, and is easily lost.

Publilius Syrus

#5. The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

Bertrand Russell

#6. The image we have of bin Laden in his final years in Abbottabad is of an aging man with a graying beard watching old footage of himself; just another suburban dad flipping though the channels with his remote.

Peter L. Bergen

#7. I grew up in suburban New York City and London, England, where my dad was working.

J. C. Chandor

#8. I want to be stereotyped. I want to be classified. I want to be a clone. I want to be masochistic. I want to be sadistic. I want a Suburban Home. I don't want no hipppie pad; I want a house just like Mom and Dad.

Milo Aukerman

#9. Yeah, there's a tendency to get pigeonholed in Hollywood.

Mark Ruffalo

#10. I don't want to pierce anything. I think it's outdated. Belly rings and all are, like, old.

Britney Spears

#11. My parents are really conservative. My dad is Muslim, and my mom is the most conservative woman you've ever met. They're very aristocratic in the most quaint suburban way.

SZA

#12. The look he was going for was Friendly Suburban Dad, because that's what he was, but he suspected he'd achieved only
Cialis Guy.

Lisa Scottoline

#13. We have inadvertently designed a system in which being good at what you do as a teacher is not formally rewarded, while being poor at what you do is seldom corrected nor penalized.

Elliot W. Eisner

#14. You know you're in for a bad day when the Devil eats your last HobNob.

Jane Lovering

#15. Leadership is obliged to justify itself daily.

Isabel Paterson

#16. As human beings, what we can do is extend help in whatever way possible.

Nita Ambani

#17. I shot the first planet this afternoon.

Andrew J. Patrick