Stupidity Universe Quotes

#1. If I see a movie star in the department store buying something, I'll kind of sidle up and see what they're saying, what they look like, how they sound. That's an invasion of privacy.

Tom Lehrer

#2. The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity

Frank Zappa

#3. There two things that are infinite, human stupidity and the universe, I don't know about the universe

Albert Einstein

#4. It's a law, a law of the universe. Like gravity or stupidity or how a minor chord always sounds sad.

Catherynne M Valente

#5. To label myself is similar to thinking that I can come up with a single phrase to explain the universe.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#6. Availability of knowledge is only next to prevalence of stupidity in its overwhelming abundance.

Pawan Mishra

#7. Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing' in spaceless.

Toba Beta

#8. Untruth being unacceptable to the mind of man, there is no other defence left for absurdity but obscurity.

John Locke

#9. Be slow to correct and quick to commend.

John Wooden

#10. Why do most people think their own impoverished lives must be the norm of the universe?

Poul Anderson

#11. When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.

Billy Connolly

#12. As Albert Einstein once said to me: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." But what is much more widespread than the actual stupidity is the playing stupid, turning off your ear, not listening, not seeing ... playing helpless.

Frederick Salomon Perls

#13. Smartass Disciple: Master, where is exactly the edge of this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: Edge is wherever the absence of universal gravity.

Toba Beta

#14. Publicity is the soul of stupidity, but we must not forget that we live in a stupid universe, so publicity is the engine of our world.

Carl William Brown

#15. [In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.

Stephen Hawking

#16. The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Harlan Ellison

#17. I suspect the Universe is making damned sure we don't get the chance to contaminate other planets with our stupidity. It's keeping us on this one where the only thing we can damage is each other.

Jodi Taylor

#18. Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

Frank Zappa

#19. There are cultures that believe having your photograph taken steals your soul. I don't think there is a stolen soul in a picture, but still - why is it so hard to throw them away?

Susan Orlean

#20. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

#21. The sad thing is that so many people, in the belief that the universe is organized to suit and influence them, are willing to sacrifice even the slight cranial capacity with which evolution has equipped us.

Christopher Hitchens

#22. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

#23. Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Frank Zappa

#24. Of course he was required to wear a seat belt, just as he was required to give directions to a torture camp, because stupidity was the single abiding law of the universe.

Anthony Marra

#25. Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially among political, bureaucratic, judicial, religious, intellectual, artistic, and mass media members, so it is the best place to develop your own field research.

William C. Brown

#26. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

#27. Programming is a Dark Art, and it always will be. The programmer is fighting against the two most destructive forces in the universe: entropy and human stupidity. These are not things you can overcome with a "methodology" or on a schedule.

Damian Conway

#28. Mr. Bradley-Mr. Martin is two people because it is a statement of the impasse of dualistic universe which he has created, they have created. I think that any dualistic universe ends in Nova. Mr. Bradley-Mr. Martin is a kind of God. A God of stupidity, cowardice, ugliness.

William S. Burroughs