Stupid Logic Quotes

#1. A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.

Tucker Max

#2. It must be obvious ... that there is a contradiction in wanting to be perfectly secure in a universe whose very nature is momentariness and fluidity.

Shunryu Suzuki

#3. Love makes you foolish. It makes you throw every bit of logic away, do stupid things, dangerous things.

Melissa Marr

#4. Love is the spirit of life unto the adorned body of mankind, the establisher of true civilization in this mortal world, and the shedder of imperishable glory upon every high-aiming race and nation.

Abdu'l- Baha

#5. that's a pretty big lie by omission

Carrie Jones

#6. Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.

Bobby Farrelly

#7. There could be a powerful international women's rights movement if only philanthropists would donate as much to real women as to paintings and sculptures of women.

Nicholas D. Kristof

#8. Do you think I'm stupid? Only a fool would use a fast-acting poison on a target with a taster. The taster goes down before the king gets it into his system.
Lila blinked at him, as if surprised by this display of logic.

Cinda Williams Chima

#9. I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

Groucho Marx

#10. All concord's born of contraries.

Ben Jonson

#11. He said to the cardinal, I'm a peasant, not instructed in the ways of heaven. But I have never broken my word. And you, a Cardinal of the Catholic Church, with all your holy garments and crosses of Jesus, lied to me like a heathen Moor. Your sacred office alone will not save your life.

Mario Puzo

#12. If it hadn't been for the rise of the working woman's wardrobe, I never would have found the time to sneak a kid in.

Betsey Johnson

#13. Irish rock star Bono has said, Grace defies reason and logic. Love interrupts, if you like, the consequences of your actions, which in my case is very good news indeed, because I've done a lot of stupid stuff.

Shane Claiborne

#14. If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

Joss Whedon

#15. Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent," said Miss Susan. "But answers do.

Terry Pratchett

#16. The strength of the computer lies in its being a logic machine. It does precisely what it is programed to do. This makes it fast and precise. It also makes it a total moron; for logic is essentially stupid.

Peter Drucker

#17. Never miss it - that's the second biggest compliment I'd give to RealClearPolitics. The first is that it has become indispensable to anyone, in or outside of journalism, who's interested in politics, policy, or world affairs.

Fred Barnes

#18. All in all, death is something like marriage.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#19. True net-heads sometimes resort to punctuation cartoons to get around the absence of inflection.

Barton Gellman

#20. For the present he was outside the gates of everything, colleges included: perhaps some day he would be inside. Those palaces of light and leading; he might some day look down on the world through their panes.

Thomas Hardy

#21. You're people, in short, who must be stupid, insane, or evil to continue arguing in the face of indisputable facts and irrefutable logic that others must be forced into a state of helplessness and victimized by individual criminals or the state. Stupid, insane, or evil.

L. Neil Smith

#22. Stupidity is actually in a way the mark of intelligence - if you're not doing stupid things that defy logic you're probably not taking enough risks.

Gregor Collins

#23. I'm not afraid to fail ... I'm scared to death of dying and having the Lord say to me, 'Angelica, this is what you might have done had you trusted more.

Mother Angelica

#24. Its strange how some people ignore the logic just because they believe what they like to believe and ignore the truth.

Auliq Ice