Top 44 Stupid But Wise Sayings
#1. The body is either stupid or infinitely wise, but in either case it is spared the terrible witchery of thought; it only knows how to stand its ground and fight until it can fight no more.
Stephen King
#2. Nobody would ever wise up if they hadn't at some stage been young and stupid.
Nina George
#3. Great! I've written something stupid, but I haven't signed a contract with anyone to produce solely wise and perfect works. I gave vent to my stupidity ... and here I am, reborn.
Witold Gombrowicz
#4. Who can think wise or stupid things at all that were not thought already in the past.
[Ger., Wer kann was Dummes, wer was Kluges denken,
Das nicht die Vorwelt schon gedacht.]
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#5. Full mind is the mind of stupid man; empty mind is the mind of wise man!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#6. A word to the wise an't nesisary its the stupid ones who need the edvise.
Eliga H. Gould
#7. We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
#8. It is a wise thing to be polite; consequently, it is a stupid thing to be rude. To make enemies by unnecessary and willful incivility, is just as insane a proceeding as to set your house on fire. For politeness is like a counter
an avowedly false coin, with which it is foolish to be stingy.
Arthur Schopenhauer
#9. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Russell Lynes
#10. A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Bill Cosby
#12. No, I'm not smart," he whispered against her ear, "but I was wise enough to fall in love with you and clever enough to convince you to marry me. I hope I'm not so stupid that I would ever let you go.
Sara Lindsey
#13. Women have more energy, for a greater number of years, than men. Men, as they age, become either more wise or more stupid.
Sandro Veronesi
#14. For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
Christopher Moore
#15. Wise people make trails and paths, clever walk on them - stupid people can't decide.
Deyth Banger
#16. That was either very wise or very stupid, she was not sure which.
George R R Martin
#17. I asked somebody else who is out my country about his country and what he answered what's a big suprise what the people said in my country was "STUPIDY" - Category answer!
Deyth Banger
#18. The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
Thomas Szasz
#19. The stupid don't even understand something that happened long ago, the wise understand it before it develops.
Shang Yang
#20. Really, Miss Catherine, how can I know?' I replied. 'To be sure, considering the exhibition you performed in his presence this afternoon, I might say it would be wise to refuse him: since he asked you after that, he must either be hopelessly stupid or a venturesome fool.
Emily Bronte
#21. A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We rarely ask ourselves how we got here, (which doesn't help with the question of how we get out of here), all of which rarely keeps us from finding ourselves in the next yard asking the same questions.
Craig D. Lounsbrough
#22. Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
Sam Levenson
#23. It is said that heaven does not create one man above or below another man. Any existing distinction between the wise and the stupid, between the rich and the poor, comes down to a matter of education.
Fukuzawa Yukichi
#24. A person can be educated and still be stupid, and a wise man can have no education at all.
Jennifer A. Nielsen
#25. The best test of whether someone is extremely stupid (or extremely wise) is whether financial and political news makes sense to him.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
#26. The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware he is wise.
Isaac Asimov
#27. Are you a stupid sheep in the flock or a free eagle in the sky? Look at the mirror, what are you? Are you some dullish cattle in the herd or a wise owl in the forest? Look at the mirror, what are you?
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#28. Stupidy is easy, everyone can learn it... You just say to stupid stuff and you are the big Job,... but try to be a wise that's what's hard and most people just try to destroy the wise people why??
Because they are too stupid to realease it!
Deyth Banger
#29. Just because a woman's got no teeth doesn't mean she's wise. It might just mean she's been stupid for a very long time.
Terry Pratchett
#30. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Russell Lynes
#31. For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at seizing advantages, and the stupid man has no fear of death.
Sun Tzu
#32. Calling the cat stupid never made the mice wise.
Marty Rubin
#33. Johannes had once said that violence and cruelty were just a stupid person's way of making himself felt, because it was easer to use your hands to strike a blow than to use your brain to find a logical and just solution to the problem.
Anne Holm
#34. Everyone loved her, but her greatest sorrow was that she could find no one to love in return, since all the men were much too stupid and ugly to mate with one so beautiful and wise.
L. Frank Baum
#35. The stupid speak of the past, the wise of the present, and fools of the future.
Napoleon Bonaparte
#36. Stupid speaks loudly; he makes noise like pigs! Wise man speaks calmly; he makes sound like quiet lakes!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#37. Things that are truly great need nothing from me, and to somehow think that they do speaks to my utter lack of greatness.
Craig D. Lounsbrough
#38. Wise man is a wing; stupid man is a hole! You meet a wise man, you rise, you meet a stupid man, and you fall!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#39. Creativity is when a stupid clever soul gets up from bed and does amazing things that makes the world think he is wise.
Michael Bassey Johnson
#40. Our destinies depend on the choices we make. Be it wise or stupid.
Paul Nat
#41. God in his infinite wisdom
Did not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise.
Langston Hughes
#42. The most intelligent members of the animal kingdom are human beings; so are the most stupid
Agona Apell
#43. It's a stupid leader who can't turn follower when somebody offers him a wiser course
Orson Scott Card
#44. Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
Mark Twain