Studio C Funny Quotes

#1. It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones.

Dave Grohl

#2. The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

Lewis Grizzard

#3. I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.

Mitch Hedberg

#4. When people have a sense of our military capability, nobody will ever dare to cast an evil eye on our nation.

Narendra Modi

#5. I am never unhappy, you can achieve that as well.

Byron Katie

#6. It's funny when you start writing an album and then recording - the songs begin to take on a spirit of their own. Once you start to perform it live, this happens even more so than in the studio. They really start to develop a personality that takes shape over time with the audience.

Matt Shultz

#7. I love the studio audience. That's where I feel the most at home. You know right away if you're being funny or not.

Kaley Cuoco

#8. My studio, nicknamed 'Funny Farm,' is in a hidden location. It's very private. Not only do I create my photography there, but it is also where I write my books and create music.

Nikki Sixx

#9. He didn't just kiss, he claimed ownership. Took her mouth with urgency, as if his life depended on his kissing her.

Karen Marie Moning

#10. Ooh, big day in town for our park warden," I said. "They're even making you wear the uniform.
Hayley's mom will be happy. She thinks you look hot in it."
Dad turned as red as his hair.
Mom's laugh floated out from her studio. "Maya Delaney. Leave your father alone.

Kelley Armstrong

#11. If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Thomas Lennon

#12. Deciphering the rabbit warren that made up the minds of most women was never his strong suit. All he could do was ask for clarification. "Allegra, are you flirting with me?"
Her thumb stopped its stroking. "Um, yes. Am I not doing it right?

Chris Karlsen

#13. Yes," Bernarde quipped, "Deal with me, Jean Luc. Come and dance with the night, brother. Let us battle 'till the sun turns us to ash.

Katerina Martinez

#14. I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic.

Robin Palmer

#15. My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.

Jim Gaffigan

#16. In Los Angeles, everything is 100% organic, except the people.

Kris Kidd

#17. You never watch movies the same as you do when you're a kid, ever again.

Joseph Kosinski

#18. If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food

Maggie Stiefvater

#19. It was all so strange, so unlike what he had been looking forward to.

Leo Tolstoy

#20. O, this life Is nobler than attending for a check, Richer than doing nothing for a robe, Prouder than rustling in unpaid-for silk: Such pain the cap of him that makes him fine Yet keeps his book uncrossed.

William Shakespeare

#21. The marketability, the success of a book, ultimately rests with whether or not people will find the concept/characters/title/cover appealing.

M.J. Rose

#22. I was in the recording studio when Pink was recording for a part of the gay rights anthem. It was just amazing to watch her perform. She's just such an incredible singer. She so funny, and so smart, yet she's doing it for this silly, silly song.

Judd Apatow

#23. Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

Charles M. Schulz

#24. I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

Steve Martin

#25. That which you are looking for may be calling you to seek.

Phil Cousineau