Stub Quotes

#1. When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

Demetri Martin

#2. Holding a tear back makes them drain upward, higher and higher, until one day your head just explodes and you're left with a stub of a neck and nothing more.

Alice Hoffman

#3. I'd rather stub out cigarettes on my tongue than go shopping.

Neal Stephenson

#4. If you stub your toe, you don't need to dialog yourself to be good to your foot, do you? When you see things that clearly, there's no dialogue or emotional manipulation that you need to do to extend compassion to that being, because that being is a part of you, and if that being hurts, you hurt.

Krishna Das

#5. Oh, glory," I said with a groan, "this is all I need to top off a perfect night" I took one last drag on my weed and ground the stub under my heel

S.E. Hinton

#6. Every time I am stuck in traffic, stub my toe, get a middle seat on the flight, I just remember how all of this is just a blip in the radar of my life.

Jenna Morasca

#7. Every once in a while God allows you to stub your toe as a kind reminder to be grateful for the miraculous body attached to it.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#8. I enjoy being busy, I really do. Remember, I'm the stub end of the railroad. I have no family, so I'm not taking busy time away from people that I should be spending it with. So I'm just relaxing and enjoying it.

Betty White

#9. Like most people with no grasp whatsoever of real economics, Mustrum Ridcully equated "proper financial control" with the counting of paper clips. Even senior wizards had to produce a pencil stub to him before they were allowed a new one out of the locked cupboard below his desk.

Terry Pratchett

#10. The act of connection produces a fork in causality, the new branch causally unique. A stub, as we call them.

William Gibson

#11. It's no secret to any woman that men turn into big babies when they are sick. Jake got the flu last year, and Rose almost strangled him before it was over. A woman can work twelve hours with PMS and a heavy flow and not complain; men can stub their toe and be bedbound for a month.

Sydney Landon

#12. Comes to be everything reminds you of something past. Somewhere past. Someone. Yourself, maybe, how you were. The now gets fainter and the past more and more real. The future worn down to but a stub.

Joe Abercrombie

#13. A good poet feels what his community feels.
Like if you stub your toe, the rest of your body hurts.

Gil Scott-Heron

#14. I curse in everyday life, but usually when I stub my toe. The topics I'm discussing, it's not necessary to curse. I found [cursing] is a sign that a joke is not finished or well-written.

Jim Gaffigan

#15. He was fairly drunk, and feeling melancholy about all the sinking he had done in the world. Throughout the rough years the Greek alphabet had leaked out of his mind a letter at a time - in fact, the candle of knowledge he had set out with had burned down to a sorry stub.

Larry McMurtry

#16. I can do the one hundred things beyond the next thing, but I stub my toe on that,

F Scott Fitzgerald

#17. They like to tell us that it is important to speak the truth, but it has been my experience that real happiness lies in having people tell you what you want to believe, usually not the same thing at all, and if you have to stub your toe on the truth later, so be it.

Jeff Lindsay

#18. If you walk backwards, you will never stub your toe.

Harvey MacKay

#19. Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.

Mel Brooks

#20. I'm really such a bumbler! Writing fiction is like arranging furniture in a dark room. I can't see what I'm doing. I grope for the right words. I bump against the wrong words and stumble and stub my toe and curse and keep trying to guess what belongs in the space.

Joanna Scott

#21. You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, but the more chance you have of getting somewhere.

Charles Kettering

#22. I finished grating a root and dropped the stub into a jar on the desk. Bloodroot is aptly named; the scientific name is Sanguinaria, and the juice is red, acrid, and sticky. The bowl in my lap was full of oozy, moist shavings, and my hands looked as though I had been disemboweling small animals.

Diana Gabaldon

#23. If there is no adventure in your life, it is as if you live no life! Adventure is the real soul of man; without it, He is a stub!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#24. I want my writings to inspire and awaken. I have no interest in spinning silly tales for money. I want to fish deep down into my soul and see what I can pull up, in the belief that once I've gone that far down, everyone will understand that we are all the same, that far down.

Jose N. Harris

#25. Love is not a habit, a commitment, or a debt. It isn't what romantic songs tell us it is - love simply is.

Paulo Coelho

#26. Gourmet: Usually little more than a glutton festooned with credit cards.

Sydney J. Harris

#27. I'm all for teaching creation and allowing prayers in schools, as soon as scholars begin teaching Darwinism and geometry in church.

J. Michael Straczynski

#28. Is it a crime to fight for what is mine?

Tupac Shakur

#29. My two boys were the same ages as the kids in the show. In real life or in between the breaks I was raising two kids off camera who were not unlike the two kids who were being paid to be my kids.

Alan Thicke

#30. About me, nothing worse they will tell you, my love, than what I told you

Pablo Neruda

#31. There is nothing more horrifying than stupidity in action.

Jawaharlal Nehru

#32. And as far as I can see the world is too old for us to talk about it with our new words.

Jack Kerouac

#33. You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.

Johnny Vegas

#34. When you get the end of your rope, tie a knot & hold on!

Linda Eyre

#35. Savasana is the easiest and most important yoga move because it's so simple. Lying there is meditative.

Nina Dobrev

#36. I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.

Mike Myers