Steptoe And Son Funny Quotes

#1. When you don't show up as who you are, people fall in love with who you're not. Then when they find out who you are, that's when they leave.

Iyanla Vanzant

#2. I feel like you're always trying to sneak into my mind. You're like Peter Pan - always climbing in windows and causing trouble."
She scrunched up her nose. "Did you really just call med Peter Pan?"
"I've called you worse." I eased the car into traffic.
"A llama," she said. "I loved that.

Tarryn Fisher

#3. If our virtues did not go forth of us, it were all alike as if we had them not.

William Shakespeare

#4. You are the butter to my bread,and the breath to my life

Julia Child

#5. While historians may go on attempting grand, sweeping and defining narratives, they work in a time when readers know that another narrative always lies in wait, and that the more intelligent an historian is, the more tentative and self-scrutinizing the tone.

Colm Toibin

#6. You often hear people say 'Luck is self made.' I think it is, to a certain extent; if you work hard on something, you are more likely to be lucky than if you don't. That having been said, I do believe during in my career I have been at the right place at the right time with the right people.

Greg Lake

#7. Paper cuts are like battle scars for the academic ... I, on the other hand, am best friends with Wikipedia.

Kody Keplinger

#8. An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men.

Thomas Fuller

#9. When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

Demetri Martin

#10. You bright star, shine brighter than most.

Cassandra Clare

#11. Poets have always celebrated grief as one of the deepest human emotions.

Edward Hirsch

#12. I'm not surprised that Spielberg was able to capture the heroism of Schindler; so many of his movies are about the better part of mankind.

Gene Siskel

#13. He [Gene Kelly] once told me dancing was a man's game, as much of a sport as baseball itself. And he made us believe that. He changed our minds and suddenly, all of America wanted to dance just like Gene Kelly.

Liza Minnelli