Staph Infection Quotes

#1. The worst job I ever had was working as a Lady Liberty sign-twirler for a tax services place, where I'd just dance and have fun. The way I talk about it makes it sounds like a fun job - but then I got a staph infection from the costume. So that was probably the worst part about it.

Ron Funches

#2. Stewart, Jr. who was called Stewie Two, graduated from Steering before Garp was even of age to enter the school; Jenny treated Stewie Two twice for a sprained ankle and once for gonorrhea. He later went through Harvard Business School, a staph infection, and a divorce.

John Irving

#3. I had a disc giving me a lot of trouble, and I had four surgeries. Then I had a staph infection, so they had to open me up five times in four months ... It was in the bottom of my back, the same incision. They should have put a zipper on it.

Steve Wynn

#4. How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman ... and I think I may have liked it.

Chelsea Handler

#5. I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.

Greg Proops

#6. If Picasso walked into Disney looking for a job, they would throw him out on the street. Couldn't draw good enough.

T Bone Burnett

#7. He wondered briefly what it was like to dream. He never did. Possibly because he so seldom slept. He was obsessed with obtaining all the wealth he could, burning the midnight oil as often as possible. It protected a person from having to do things he didn't want to do.

Lorraine Heath

#8. Thank you, Hollywood, for allowing me to be part of your group.

Aaron Paul

#9. Impart additional strength to our happy Union.?Diversified as are the interests of its various parts, how admirably do they harmonize and blend together!?We have only to make a proper use of the bounties spread before us, to render us prosperous and powerful.

Henry Clay

#10. Check-ups are, in my experience, a grave mistake; all they do is allow the quack of your choice to tell you that you have some sort of complaint that you were far happier not knowing about.

John Mortimer

#11. I'd been part, albeit unwillingly, of making millions of women feel that they are to blame if they cannot manage to rise up the ladder as fast as men and also have a family and an active home life (and be thin and beautiful to boot).

Anne-Marie Slaughter

#12. I think the world looks down on Republicans for their socially conservative views, which includes religion in government.

Gary Johnson

#13. I don't have too much spare time, but I try to play games as much as possible. I played a little growing up, but I never played any tennis games before.

Lleyton Hewitt

#14. I didn't have high self-esteem when I was a teen-ager, as I think most teen-agers don't.

Alanis Morissette

#15. Giving is a powerful action to bring more money into your life, because when you are giving you are saying, "I have plenty."

Rhonda Byrne