St Patrick S Day Quotes

#1. I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day.

Tamara Tunie

#2. I have a lot of fond memories of St. Patrick's Day in Chicago. Vague, but fond.

Joel Murray

#3. That's what the prom is - St. Patrick's Day for the young.

Tim Tharp

#4. The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will have a drinking buddy.

Conan O'Brien

#5. Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.

Shane Leslie

#6. They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

Conan O'Brien

#7. Roughly 1 in 6 Americans have Irish blood. I'd say it's probably safe to assume that the average Irish-American who only comes out on St. Patrick's Day has no idea of the sort of economic powerhouse Ireland has become.

Scott McClellan

#8. Making it [St. Patrick's Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an ok day if you're looking for a quiet tavern to talk, read or have a white wine spritzer.

Jon Stewart

#9. We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way to Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day.

Craig Johnson

#10. St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey.

Margot Leitman

#11. It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.

Michael Scott

#12. St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.

David Letterman

#13. I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?

Jim Gaffigan

#14. I'm Irish and I was born on St. Patrick's day. I'm lucky sevens.

Billy Corgan

#15. St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.

Conan O'Brien

#16. When you consider the concept of vampirism, it is inherently part of a Western culture.

Park Chan-wook

#17. If you love something, the work will be just fine.

Herbert Matter

#18. This whole force is utterly demoralized by victory. There seems to be neither head nor tail.

Charles Ferguson Smith

#19. For so long I had eaten my greens and here - at last! - was my ice-cream sundae.

Claire Messud

#20. I shall ne'er chase rainbows again,
Knowing no pot o' gold awaits at the end.
My Irish treasure is not there.
For ye, my love, abide with me here.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#21. Be sure to wear green
on March seventeen,
or else Irish leprechauns
pinch your bones clean!

Richelle E. Goodrich

#22. Imagine if we were all magical leprechauns, and every wish ever made on a four-leaf clover obliged us to help others obtain their wishes. Now imagine if people simply lived like this were true.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#23. Time is a watchful adversary, who waits enduringly for that merciless hour, hurrying to work the hands of separation.

Kelly Vang

#24. Have you ever heard of anybody buying a vacuum cleaner at a vacuum cleaner store?" "One of the unsolved mysteries of the universe," Packard adds.

Carolyn Crane

#25. We will live to see the day that St. Patrick's Cathedral is a child-care center and the pope is no longer a disgrace to the skirt that he has on.

Gloria Steinem

#26. St. Patrick ... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

Charles Madigan

#27. [T]here is now a void at the heart of everything. But then there is so much more of everything now!

Phil Smith

#28. How could I not come for you Moira? If I'd know who you were from the beginning I would have never let you get taken. I'm sorrier than you'll ever know.

Amy Lunderman

#29. I'd spare your tears for the rest of your life if I could.

Kiera Cass

#30. They were gone, she hoped, to be happy, however oddly constructed such happiness might seem; as for herself, she was left with as many sensations of comfort, as were, perhaps, ever likely to be hers.

Jane Austen

#31. Wearing of the green
On March seventeen.
Shamrocks and Irish folk
Take o'er the scene!

Richelle E. Goodrich

#32. I have been working on two problems for three years: one of them for 8 or 9 years, and one of them for 3, 4, 5 years.

Whitfield Diffie

#33. It's simply this:
the Irish kiss,
a snog o' bliss,
be blessed luck
from any miss.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#34. I have never issued an order since I have been the operating head of the corporation.

Alfred P. Sloan