Squeezin Quotes

#1. A lighthearted prayer for Thanksgiving:

May you have turkey in season
Cranberries for squeezin'
Gravy (within reason)
And leftovers worth freezin'!
Amen

by Merrill Miller of Scottdale, PA

Mary Beth Lind

#2. There ye go again," my archdruid said. "Using your colon instead of yer brain. Ye believe yer thinkin' because yer workin' hard, but all yer doin' is squeezin' out shit.

Kevin Hearne

#3. She's soft and she's gentle and sweet as can be, and if Sharmon needs squeezin', then leave it to me.

Charlie Walker

#4. They're havin' problems, so she's gonna be history in about an hour, seein' as momma hot stuff two doors down, with a pair a' knockers made for squeezin' together and thrustin' a cock into is his key to tradin' up in a big fuckin' way.

Kristen Ashley

#5. Resistance to criminal rashness comes better late than never.

Livy

#6. A smartphone is an addictive device which traps a soul into a lifeless planet full of lives

Munia Khan

#7. from me I couldn't give. He pulled away from me, or

Kristin Hannah

#8. I learned so much about playing and touring being on the road and in the studio with Jeff, but I'd always played a lot of gigs in Seattle even prior to joining the Fusion.

Kenny G

#9. What if it's a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don't hate me because I'm asking the important questions.

Elle Lothlorien

#10. I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

Jane Wagner

#11. YODA: O, great warrior!
A great warrior you seek?
Wars not make one great.

Ian Doescher