Spider Jerusalem Quotes

#1. I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them.

Warren Ellis

#2. Think about it; the quicktank is given a job most of us would laugh out of town. Build a sophisticated camera capable of full 3-D input and peripheral pickup, using only water and jelly.
Build an eye.

Warren Ellis

#3. You are awareness. You are mind. You are not from this world. I mean, think about it, could you really be from here?

Frederick Lenz

#4. Standing center stage in the six foot circle of wood cut from the stage of the Ryman is something I never take for granted. The history and legacy of that circle is awe-inspiring.

Blake Shelton

#5. I'm going to shit in your lungs for this.

Warren Ellis

#6. Yeah, trust the fuckhead.

Warren Ellis

#7. Believer! study the humility of Jesus. This is the secret, the hidden root of thy redemption. Sink down into it deeper day by day.

Andrew Murray

#8. Half the time he seems autistic, the rest of the time he's like a lizard jacked full of lithium and speed. These things do not promote love in most of us.

Warren Ellis

#9. Nagging questions remain: Where is the line between making the most of one's potential and reaching for the unattainable? Where is the line between education as a tool and education as a kind of magic? The line is blurred and that is why when education fails, disillusionment is so bitter.

Henry Anatole Grunwald

#10. I want something that'll give me the stamina of a young werewolf, the vision of a shaman, the thoughts of a serial killer and the gentleness of a hungry vampire bat.

Warren Ellis

#11. The wife who submits to sexual intercourse against her wishes or desires, virtually commits suicide; while the husband who compels it, commits murder.

Victoria Woodhull

#12. A Kenyan man once said to me, 'You can get used to anything when money's involved.' He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks at a time. -Spider Jerusalem

Warren Ellis

#13. I'd like to play for Newcastle United before I retire. The club is in my blood.

Alan Shearer

#14. I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.

Warren Ellis

#15. Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.

Warren Ellis

#16. It was like washing down a bucket of peyote with a vatful of absinthe.

Warren Ellis

#17. You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under their bullshit, but you never look! That's what I hate most about this fucking city
LIES ARE NEWS AND TRUTH IS OBSOLETE!

Warren Ellis

#18. I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out.

Terry Pratchett